Finally, through all the darkness and light, we have arrived at the movie that was the germinating seed of this podcast. Ridley Scott's 1985 fantasy adventure "Legend". Does it suck, now?

This movie sucks, and not the way you want it to. PROJECT VAMPIRE (1993) is much more project than vampire, pitting a hapless intern against an immortal college professor bent on the worldwide distribution of his immortality serum/anti-sun booster so that humanity may fall under his psychic spell: a vampire’s greatest power. Just as Bram Stoker imagined. We invite comedian and TikTok virus Dave Columbo (@davecolumbo) to help us out with this one, because we don’t have a dot matrix AI powerful enough to do the podcast for us. Bleh!

BACK for another 3 Episode Rule, and this time it's with the super popular Spy X Family! There's spies, assassins, telepaths and a whole bunch of silly anecdotes here including the idea of shopping for children at orphanages haha WHAT! I digress. The story of a spy who has to start a fake family to lie his way into a prep school gets the 3 episode treatment: Are we IN or are we OUT?

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Believe or not, William Katt is hankering for a fatal attraction in NAKED OBSESSION (1990) and the class is hot and BOTHERED. Urban planning and gentrification have never been sexier (???) in this psychosexual thriller. Allow Sam Silver to welcome you to the Dark Side—just be careful where you leave your neckties lying around.

Bad Anime - GURREN LAGANN: Does This Big Robot Blockbuster Hold Up? - EP 13 by

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John Tucker must die in FUTURE FORCE (1989)! In the near future, justice as we once knew it has ceased to exist (too real). Cops have been replaced by C.O.P.S, bounty hunters sporting sleeveless denim vests and beige sedans. After the CEO of C.O.P.S puts a bounty out on a reporter, John Tucker (famous martial "artist" David Carradine) goes rogue-er to keep her safe. It's a RoboCop ripoff without the Robo.

Bad Anime - CHIVALRY of a Failed Knight: Swords! Schoolgirls! Blatant Incest!...Wait What? EP 10 by

Don't think we've gone Hollywood or anything, but Fred Dekker gave his career so that we could have this insane threequel! ROBOCOP 3 (1993) casts a sans-Weller RoboCop in a PG-13 Detroit - filled with splatter punks, ninjas, and jetpacks - in the hopes of telling a brand new story the same way again. Dead or alive, creeps, you'll buy that for a dollar!