Listener Court became as SELFISH as our former friend over Fajita's and Jeff SWEPT IT! Then Rizzo tried to FORCE the "BAMBINE" his son into the HOWDY DOODY hello which Jeff thought was a little FORCED on Rizzo's part. Then we meet Hao, who is SO FAT and BAD IN BED his wife is suing him for EVERY TIME she had to endure HAO! We then meet an 825lb woman who has been deemed "MODERN DAY MOMMA GRAPE" and is a fire Hazard! She CAN NOT GO HOME! We then have a vicious fight over old fashioned Windsor BANNED Board games for the princes and talk MALL CALL and DONT WAKE DADDY! Speaking of vicious, the 828 is CHEAP! A man makes a mistake on fixing a roof and NONE of you would pay for the materials... OUCH! We end the week with REAL COURT and FIGHTING THE MAN at Buncombe County Courthouse and how to deal with a man HOOKED on HAIR! The Licking of it and how he cannot stop made us all gasp but not as much as the Royal Mounted Canadian Police talking about the Canadian #2 issue (literally) and how 617 times people just GO on the Beach! COME ON GUYS! Thats JUST SOME of what you missed this week on the Rizzo and Jeff Show!!! Enjoy!