In an episode that your cousin’s boyfriend swears can totally hear someone being murdered in the background of, Vanessa (sort of) challenges Elijah to find a martial arts pairing to the slasher gem Urban Legend. After reminiscing on a simpler time when we all found Jared Leto more palatable, Elijah counters with hugely influential action masterpiece John Wick. But how much does a gritty hitman actually have in common with a series of urban legend-inspired murders at a college? Is Brenda from Urban Legend one of the most underappreciated slasher villains of all-time? And does Elijah’s shirt have very complicated patterns? Find the answers to all these questions and more, in this week’s double-feature discussion!  

The official snack pairing of Urban Legend and John Wick is Blanton’s bourbon and cola in a glass rimmed with Pop Rocks.  

This episode was brought to you by an unending affection for Brad Dourif.