Usama and Dylan Save Your Life

Today Usama and Dylan discuss how nobody is actually 6'0", whether lifts and looksmaxing can fool women on Hinge, and how Usama had to dance for his life in a Queens soca club. We also get a follow-up on the cheating stepdad Frank and decide whether the listener should confront him. Plus, the guys give advice to listeners about how to fight the void inside you, how to get over the fear of being embarrassed, and whether to take a job five hours away from your boyfriend.

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Today Usama and Dylan talk about why every straight guy should go to a drag show once, what age you’re too old for the club, and whether Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s has hotter shoppers. Plus Usama explains how he repo’d cars in college, and the guys give advice to listeners about feeling lonely even when your family loves you, how to tell a friend she’s codependent on men, and how to make friends in the UK without being fetishized.

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Today the boys talk about Usama’s new socks, how his mom is an Adam Sandler character, Shane Gillis’s SNL monologue, and why flying in America is the French Revolution waiting to happen. Plus the guys take a call from Baltimore defending American breakfast, answer a listener’s question about why men are either looking for a wife or a hookup, and get a follow-up from the girl with the 20-minute voicemail.

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Today Usama and Dylan talk about Usama's new favorite Youtube comment, how horrible unfunny couples are, Dylan's birthday trip to Guatemala, and a heartfelt defense of white women. Plus the guys review Tslil's Hinge profile and discuss some bts friend drama that happened right before recording.

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Today Usama and Dylan talk about Ozempic and peptides, debate whether American breakfast was created by a drunk guy, and help a listener figure out if she keeps dating gay men. Plus Usama opens up about his journey from self-loathing to confidence and the guys discuss how they don't let money come between them.

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Today Usama and Dylan talk about their love for recessed lighting, Dylan’s 21 year old roommate, and Usama’s mom bullying his friend. Plus they give advice on how to deal with ungrateful parents and what to do when a friend expresses their love for you but their in a relationship.

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Today Usama and Dylan talk about the best ice cream flavors, girls not knowing about growers, why Usama never wears hats, and Voldemort for Republicans. Plus the guys give advice about a partner who is phoning it in at home and discuss a strange advice poem sent in. 

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Today Usama and Dylan talk why you should always shower alone, the worst customs agents to get, the top 3 most beautiful Indian names, and viral TikTok dessert places. Plus the guys give advice about how to deal with parents pushing marriage and how many dogs is too many dogs. 

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Today Usama and Dylan talk about the YouTube comments regarding our socks, why coffee dates are elite, Usama's defense of the smirk emoji (😏), and how men need more whimsy in their texting. Plus the guys help a listener who doesn't feel seen by their husband and give advice to a guy who is a little below average.

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Today Usama and Dylan talk about their recent weekend performing in Milwaukee, the best gay songs, how to get on a game show, and dealing with breaches of NYC etiquette. Plus Usama address the concerns about his white tube socks. 

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Links:

Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/usama-and-dylan-save-your

Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/usama-and-dylan-save-your-life/id6793253085

Youtube: https://youtu.be/Plnj9ziGvD8