Ever wondered if Google’s Gemini could help you find true love—or at least a "sexual interlude"? This week, Ernie and Scott dive into the deep end of the "Abby Project," where an AI named Sarah suggests that the best way to woo a woman is to invite her over to "discuss case management" while focusing entirely on her "de-stressing" needs. It’s exactly as creepy and hilarious as it sounds, proving that while AI can write code, it definitely shouldn't be your wingman.

Between debating the ethics of sports journalism and Ernie's dream of getting NFL draft credentials just so he can "stop working," the guys tackle the real issues: the $3,000 cost of a headlight housing and why Pop-Tarts are the ultimate (and most toxic) fuel for a 78-year-old. Whether you're here for the "idiot savant" dating tips or to learn how to bribe an AutoZone employee with burritos, this episode is a wild ride through the mundane and the magnificent.

Stop hovering and hit play—unless you’re too busy "hanging in there" with your case management talk.