You hear all the headlines about frantic research for a covid vaccine.  Have you said to yourself…. I gotta get in on that action.  Make a little folding money as a guinea pig.

Well… here’s how it works… if you want to be a part of a covid vaccine trial.

They’re looking for participants right now in 10 different cities.  The closest are Vegas… and San Diego.  You answer some questions…as they look for healthy people of all ages… both sexes.  All nationalities.  They’ll probably give you a checkup… and if you pass muster… you get a shot.  The vaccine.

Might work.  Might not.  Might cause side effects.  Might not.  If fact… you might feel pretty punk… for about 24-48 hours after you get the shot..

The vaccines don’t have any coronavirus in them… so it won’t give you covid.

You write down any symptoms or side affects and three weeks later… you go back  for a booster shot. 

 After that… you let them know about any symptoms or side effects.  Every 3 months you go back to get blood drawn.  You’re not supposed to try and get covid.  No licking people in quarantine.

Oh … the money.   Think you’re gonna get rich?  Nah.  You get about 50-bucks per doctor visit.  By the time you’re done with the 2 year trial… you might get a thousand bucks.

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