Welcome to today's meeting of the Vampire Movie Club where we talk about word count trauma, Rubber is Stephen King's Brave Little Toaster, pernicious anemia, another Cal Worthington mention, tryptophan is not a counting disorder, by 39 minutes Shannon is out, costuming disputes, Diana sings us David Soul songs, glowy pendulum church, 9-1-1, and how Game Night is better than Salem's Lot.