Vanderbilt’s Football team absolutely shanked one off the upright when they decided to bring on Sarah Fuller, the Goalkeeper from their women’s soccer team, to be their kicker against Missouri this weekend. The woke media lost their minds hailing this as historic and glass ceiling shattering, though if you saw her kick you’ll know the only thing thats shattering are the neighbors windows if Sarah Fuller ever decides to kick a football again. The Biden Harris Administration announced their White House communications team will consist of all and only women. The team has been tasked with deciding what food to serve at the inauguration and when asked for comment they each said “Idk, you pick”. Jake Paul knocks out Nate Robinson, Jordan Peterson makes the libs cry, and we’re packing our bags and we’re bringing this show to Ibiza in 2021, see you all there.