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Put on your 3-D glasses and lock your doors, this Friday the 14th we dive into Friday the 13th Part III!

For Variant Vendetta Spooktober episode 1 of 5, we chose the greatest horror movie of all time.. SCREAM.

This is technically the new way we'll be doing the movie reviews from here on out, but this one is waaay more laid back

Looking for a hint down here on what the next movie will be? Here's a hint.. "Beware the FROG CATCHER" 

(that's not a real hint, you'll find out what it is next week)

Look.. We know only 1 person reads these things (shoutout Whitney) but if you are seeing this.. Spoiler alert for this episode.. please help Annabelle find a movie Matt will like. Reach out to her on Twitter or Instagram @variantvendetta and give her some suggestions. Please. Thank you.

She-Hulk, House of the Dragon, Harley Quinn, X-men, VVP behind the scenes, mind melting comments, hybrid movies, animals, and more. What else could you ask for in our lucky 13th episode?

I hope you aren't looking for a secret message down here. You won't find one. At least not this episode...

This week is Matt's 'Trust Me, You'll Like It' and he went with a classic! It's Blade Runner The Final Cut!

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Is [Redacted] actually a [Redacted]?? Does anybody actually read these things???

If you are reading, send us a DM on Twitter or Instagram (@VariantVendetta) letting us know that you read this and we'll let you in on a little Variant Vendetta secret.. Trust us.. You'll like it.

Join us as we dive into 'The Martian' 100% UNEDITED.

Now we may not be space pirates, we may not be botanists, we may have uploaded an entirely unedited episode... but this is what the people wanted. The Cretin Cut is here. Did we decide to let you get a taste of the real behind the scenes or did we just not have the time to edit this week? Who knows? Who cares? You asked for unedited. We delivered.. Enjoy.

If you're reading this, we promise we won't leave for dead on a desolate planet.

Quick! Hide the inappropriate China and grab your nicest wig because Annabelle introduces Matt to the 1996 film, The Birdcage. Tune in as we discuss this awesome film and to find out if Annabelle finally found a movie Matt will like!

Welcome to our first ever Variant Variety episode! In this new series, we'll be talking! Just Talking! We cover San Diego Comic Con, trailers, TV shows, video games, and listener comments!

(P.S. We have an Instagram too! @VariantVendetta)

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