Don't look behind you or you'll see a man in a painted Captain Kirk mask walking towards you at an easily out-runnable speed. It's MICHAEL MYERS! Not the Austin Powers / Shrek / Cat in the Hat one either! The freaky serial killer one!

Railroad crossing without any cars, how do you spell it without any R's?

"You'll float down here. We'll float down here"

Fear.

Ch ch ch ah ah ah...

Put on your 3-D glasses and lock your doors, this Friday the 14th we dive into Friday the 13th Part III!

For Variant Vendetta Spooktober episode 1 of 5, we chose the greatest horror movie of all time.. SCREAM.

This is technically the new way we'll be doing the movie reviews from here on out, but this one is waaay more laid back

Looking for a hint down here on what the next movie will be? Here's a hint.. "Beware the FROG CATCHER" 

(that's not a real hint, you'll find out what it is next week)

Look.. We know only 1 person reads these things (shoutout Whitney) but if you are seeing this.. Spoiler alert for this episode.. please help Annabelle find a movie Matt will like. Reach out to her on Twitter or Instagram @variantvendetta and give her some suggestions. Please. Thank you.

She-Hulk, House of the Dragon, Harley Quinn, X-men, VVP behind the scenes, mind melting comments, hybrid movies, animals, and more. What else could you ask for in our lucky 13th episode?

I hope you aren't looking for a secret message down here. You won't find one. At least not this episode...

This week is Matt's 'Trust Me, You'll Like It' and he went with a classic! It's Blade Runner The Final Cut!

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Is [Redacted] actually a [Redacted]?? Does anybody actually read these things???

If you are reading, send us a DM on Twitter or Instagram (@VariantVendetta) letting us know that you read this and we'll let you in on a little Variant Vendetta secret.. Trust us.. You'll like it.