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  • Wolves

    Wolves! Summon up a howl for us, Critter Crew! We are off on an adventure to discover the facts behind the beautiful, mysterious, carnivores, wolves! [...]

    1 hr 2 min
  • Turkeys – Varmints! – 11
    Leftover Turkeys!
    On this special edition of the Varmints podcast, Paul and Paul are talking turkeys! Listen along as myths and misconceptions are busted and laughs are had as the hosts learn about our very edible feathered friends!
    Here’s some stuff we referenced on the show:
    If your weird turkey face erection things should persist for more than four hours, consult your farmer.
    When turkeys attack! Wild turkeys are plaguing Boston. Read all about it here!
    And if you’re in New Jersey, you’re not safe either! Read this article and protect yourself against the turkey uprising! An actual quote:
    If you come face-to-beak with a wild turkey, Hajna advises to try shouting or waving your arms.
    He says you can also swipe at it with a broom or a stick, and more times than not, it will just take off.
    If you’re going to deep fry a turkey, for Pete’s sake be smart and careful about it. Let Alton Brown be your guide. Courtesy of YouTube user Alton Brown:
    Read the true story about Benjamin Franklin and the national bird of the United States of America here!
    While you’re busy busting myths, here’s a WebMD article about how that turkey you ate isn’t necessarily making you sleepy!
    Next, here’s proof that gobbling turkeys can brighten your day a little! Courtesy of YouTube user LordNiles:
    The wonderful episode of WKRP in Cincinatti “Turkeys Away”. Seriously if you haven’t seen this before, take 25 minutes out of your life and watch it. It’s one of the best episodes of television maybe ever and might just become your next holiday tradition. Courtesy of YouTube user MurrayMILS:
    Now you know more about turkeys than you did yesterday!  We want to hear from you! Let us know how your turkey day went, give us suggestions for animals you’d like to hear us talk about, or just drop us a line about anything at [email protected]! We might even read your fascinating email on the show.
    Connect with your Varmints! hosts| Paul Csomo| Paul Wilk| The Show
    And a very special welcome to the more than 1000 of you that gave us a like on our Facebook page. Holy moley! Thank you! We hope you like what you hear and we look forward to hearing from you soon!
    Music used:
    “Dubakupado”, “Quirky Dog”, “Sneaky Adventure”, “Monkeys Spinning Monkeys”
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
    “Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    0 min
  • Deer

    Deer! Today on Varmints! podcast, we talk about the dear ol’ deer! We’ll talk about white tails and mule deer, and all the deery things [...]

    51 min
  • Deer

    Deer! Today on Varmints! podcast, we talk about the dear ol’ deer! We’ll talk about white tails and mule deer, and all the deery things [...]

    51 min
  • Deer

    Deer! Today on Varmints! podcast, we talk about the dear ol’ deer! We’ll talk about white tails and mule deer, and all the deery things [...]

    51 min
  • Donkeys and Mules

    Donkeys and Mules! You’re going to want to bray to everyone about today’s super fun episode, as the Varmints! podcast explores the cute, conniving, dastardly [...]

    43 min
  • Donkeys and Mules

    Donkeys and Mules! You’re going to want to bray to everyone about today’s super fun episode, as the Varmints! podcast explores the cute, conniving, dastardly [...]

    43 min
  • Donkeys and Mules

    Donkeys and Mules! You’re going to want to bray to everyone about today’s super fun episode, as the Varmints! podcast explores the cute, conniving, dastardly [...]

    43 min
  • We’re One; Let’s Reflect – Two Peas – 50
    We’re One; Let’s Reflect
    ***Our 1-Year Anniversary Show***
    This week’s ONE DEEP TOPIC: Andy & Gerald reflect on their Best and Worst news stories from the first year of the podcast
    ET News/Pop Culture Topics include: More Kevin Spacey, “The Princess Bride,” Krispy Kreme doughnuts, a new twist on classic Pumpkin Pie and much more
    Find our featured ‘Pod Friend of the Week’ Dan & Kody Podcast on Twitter @DanKodyPodcast or on their website HERE.
    Want to reach the show? Easy Pea-sey (see what we did there?!) Here is all of our info:
    Please consider being a Patron of our show by visiting us on our Patreon page.  Much love & thanks.
    Follow us on Twitter @TwoPeasOnAPod and visit us online at TwoPeasOnAPod.Com.
    Like us on Facebook, and also consider joining our Facebook Fan Community.
    E-Mail us feedback, questions or topic ideas anytime!
    Show Sponsor: We Are Dapper Ties (use promo code “TwoPeas”) or on Twitter @WeAreDapperTies
    A very special thanks to Emily Prokop from The Story Behind Podcast for providing the voice-over for our ‘Pea Break’ intro.
    Credits:
    Intro/Outro:
    “In Da Club” by 50 Cent. 2002 Aftermath. All Rights Reserved.
    During Episode Excerpt:
    “If I Could Turn Back Time” by Cher. 1989 Geffen Records. All Rights Reserved.
    SUBSCRIBE on iTunes at Two Peas On A Podcast
    Connect with us! Connect with our guest!
    Facebook| Twitter| Email| Blazing Caribou Studios
    1 hr 1 min
  • Flamingos

    Flamingos! So you think you can dance? Few can match the goofy grace of flamingos, today’s subject on Varmints! podcast! But first let’s talk about [...]

    42 min

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The Varmints! podcast is an education/comedy podcast that’s all about animals! Every week a bunch of nerds a do a whole bunch of reading to bring you a mix of science, education, pop culture and…