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  • Foxes
    Foxes!
    Elusive, clever and possibly delicious foxes are the focus of two guys named Paul on this week’s episode of Varmints! Listen as these two chuckleheads talk about video games, Dora the Explorer and learn a little about our not quite a cat, not quite a dog animal friends!
    Here’s some stuff we referenced on the show!
    First off, we didn’t actually reference it, but this lovely website will tell you all you need to know about foxes, including the burning question we’re sure most of you have: “Will the foxes eat my tortoise?”
    The fennec fox. Tell me this doesn’t look like a Pokemon.
    I think this one is actually called Fennekin! Coincidence? I think not.
    Here they are using the Earth’s magnetic field to hunt. This is crazypants. Courtesy of YouTube user BBC:
    What else do they eat? Each other apparently. Good God.
    Next, what does the fox say really? Things that will haunt your dreams, man. Courtesy of YouTube user StarFoxFan4641
    Seems like the real thing might be preferable to that godawful song, though. Tails sure seems to think so. Courtesy of YouTube user SuperSonicFan91:
    Lastly, Swiper the fox is without a doubt the worst villain in children’s television. Courtesy of YouTube user spicydragonz:
    Now you’re an expert on foxes!  We want to hear from you! Send us your suggestions for animals you’d like to hear us talk about, or just drop us a line about anything at [email protected]! We might even read your fascinating email on the show.
    Connect with your Varmints! hosts| Paul Csomo| Paul Wilk| The Show
    And a very special welcome to the more than 1000 of you that gave us a like on our Facebook page. Holy moley! Thank you! We hope you like what you hear and we look forward to hearing from you soon!
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  • Foxes

    Foxes! Elusive, clever and possibly delicious foxes are the focus of two guys named Paul on this week’s episode of Varmints! Listen as these two [...]

    29 min
  • Foxes

    Foxes! Elusive, clever and possibly delicious foxes are the focus of two guys named Paul on this week’s episode of Varmints! Listen as these two [...]

    29 min
  • Leftovers – Varmints! – 11.5
    Leftovers!

    What to do with all those Varmints leftovers? Share them with you of course! This week while Paul Csomo and Paul Wilk are slowly emerging from their food comas, please enjoy this collection of flubs, mistakes, outtakes and weirdness from the first 11 episodes of Varmints!

    Hang out until the end of the episode to find out what’s coming up on your favorite animal podcast for the rest of the year!
    Connect with your Varmints! hosts| Paul Csomo| Paul Wilk| The Show
    And a very special welcome to the more than 1000 of you that gave us a like on our Facebook page. Holy moley! Thank you! We hope you like what you hear and we look forward to hearing from you soon!
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  • Octopuses
    Octopuses!
    Two guys named Paul plumb the depths of the oceans to learn more about octopuses on this week’s Varmints podcast! Join our intrepid explorers as they try not to use long science words, talk about Dr. Otto Octavius, and learn all sorts of cool things about these wonderful cephalopods!
    Here’s some stuff we referenced on the show:
    First of all, here’s a comprehensive cephalopod webpage that is ancient! Ancient just like octopuses!
    Octopus Wolfi: The smallest of all the octopuses. Cute, right?
    The Indonesian mimic octopus has to be one of the coolest octopuses in the history of ever and we didn’t get a chance to talk about it too much. See what this amazing animal can do! Courtesy of YouTube user marcelnad:
    I can’t NOT share a video called “Octopus Ink Fart”. Courtesy of YouTube user 37jester37:
    Next, here’s some hot, steamy octopus baby making! Cover little Timmy’s eyes! (not really) Courtesy of YouTube user National Geographic:
    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
    Here’s the origin story of Marvel Comics Dr. Octopus. DON’T WORRY. IT’S CANON. Sheesh. Courtesy of YouTube user WatchMojo.com
    Don’t forget to follow this link the next time you do some shopping on Amazon! You’ll get great deals on cool stuff and you’ll be helping out all the great podcasters here on Blazing Caribou Studios continue to bring you great content for your earholes!
    Now you’re an expert on octopuses! HUZZAH! We want to hear from you! Tell us your  animal stories, give us suggestions for animals you’d like to hear us talk about, or just drop us a line about anything at [email protected]! We might even read your fascinating email on the show.
    Connect with your Varmints! hosts| Paul Csomo| Paul Wilk| The Show
    And a very special welcome to the more than 900 of you that gave us a like on our Facebook page. Holy moley! Thank you! We hope you like what you hear and we look forward to hearing from you soon!
    LISTEN TO THE SHOW BELOW
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  • Octopuses

    Octopuses! Two guys named Paul plumb the depths of the oceans to learn more about octopuses on this week’s Varmints podcast! Join our intrepid explorers [...]

    32 min
  • Octopuses

    Octopuses! Two guys named Paul plumb the depths of the oceans to learn more about octopuses on this week’s Varmints podcast! Join our intrepid explorers [...]

    32 min
  • Octopuses – Varmints! – 10
    Octopuses!

    Two guys named Paul plumb the depths of the oceans to learn more about octopuses on this week’s Varmints podcast! Join our intrepid explorers as they try not to use long science words, talk about Dr. Otto Octavius, and learn all sorts of cool things about these wonderful cephalopods!

    Here’s some stuff we referenced on the show:
    First of all, here’s a comprehensive cephalopod webpage that is ancient! Ancient just like octopuses!
    Octopus Wolfi: The smallest of all the octopuses. Cute, right?
    The Indonesian mimic octopus has to be one of the coolest octopuses in the history of ever and we didn’t get a chance to talk about it too much. See what this amazing animal can do! Courtesy of YouTube user marcelnad:

    I can’t NOT share a video called “Octopus Ink Fart”. Courtesy of YouTube user 37jester37:

    Next, here’s some hot, steamy octopus baby making! Cover little Timmy’s eyes! (not really) Courtesy of YouTube user National Geographic:

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
    Here’s the origin story of Marvel Comics Dr. Octopus. DON’T WORRY. IT’S CANON. Sheesh. Courtesy of YouTube user WatchMojo.com

    Don’t forget to follow this link the next time you do some shopping on Amazon! You’ll get great deals on cool stuff and you’ll be helping out all the great podcasters here on Blazing Caribou Studios continue to bring you great content for your earholes!
    Now you’re an expert on octopuses! HUZZAH! We want to hear from you! Tell us your  animal stories, give us suggestions for animals you’d like to hear us talk about, or just drop us a line about anything at [email protected]! We might even read your fascinating email on the show.
    Connect with your Varmints! hosts| Paul Csomo| Paul Wilk| The Show
    And a very special welcome to the more than 900 of you that gave us a like on our Facebook page. Holy moley! Thank you! We hope you like what you hear and we look forward to hearing from you soon!
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  • Wolverines
    Wolverines!
    Join two guys named Paul as they head up to the Great White North to learn all about wolverines on this week’s edition of Varmints!
    Here’s some stuff we referenced on the show:
    First of all, here’s a really great documentary on wolverines that features quite a few of the things we highlighted in this week’s episode. Courtesy of YouTube user Dragonfly Shadow Productions:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG8Pil9Cglw
    Of course wolverines have their own website! Go here to learn a whole lot more than two dumb-dumbs on a podcast could ever tell you about these wonderful creatures!
    How easy was it to do research on wolverines on the Internet? This Google image search for “wolverine” should give you some idea.
    Probably you’re a giant nerd like your hosts are. Maybe you have a little insomnia. Want to display your nerdery to the world even while you are unconscious? Then you absolutely cannot live without this unisex X-Men silk eye mask to help you catch some z’s, bub! Follow this link to Amazon and pick one up! You’ll also be helping Blazing Caribou keep the bills paid so that we can keep great podcasts flowing into your lovely earholes!
    Finally, an amusing anecdote from Hugh Jackman about the trials and tribulations of portraying everyone’s favorite X-Man! Courtesy of YouTube user TheEllenShow:
    Now you’re an expert on wolverines! YAY! We want to hear from you! Tell us your  animal stories, give us suggestions for animals you’d like to hear us talk about, or just drop us a line about anything at [email protected]! We might even read your fascinating email on the show.
    Connect with your Varmints! hosts| Paul Csomo| Paul Wilk| The Show
    And a very special welcome to the more than 700 of you that gave us a like on our Facebook page. Holy cow! Thank you! We hope you like what you hear and we look forward to hearing from you soon!
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  • Wolverines

    Wolverines! Join two guys named Paul as they head up to the Great White North to learn all about wolverines on this week’s edition of [...]

    29 min

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The Varmints! podcast is an education/comedy podcast that’s all about animals! Every week a bunch of nerds a do a whole bunch of reading to bring you a mix of science, education, pop culture and…