Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “particle-board furniture” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “halfway in the floor” Jaconetti , Chris “There’s a POOL?!” Tyler and Chris “killed the rat” Honeywell will be seeing what all the kids are talking about as they take a one-way trip to 2026’s BACKROOMS!!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Inside-Out Baboon” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Dropping The Grubs Off At School” Jaconetti , Chris “Brundle-ific” Tyler and Chris “Buzzed” Honeywell will be teleporting their way to second puberty with David Cronenberg’s remake of THE FLY!!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Wishmaster” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Wishbone” Jaconetti , Chris “Shit In One Hand Wish In Another” Tyler and Chris “Cat On The Menu” Honeywell snapping into 2026’s Gen Z sensation – OBSESSION !!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Nutty Buddy” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Candle Wax” Jaconetti , Chris “Bigger Boat” Tyler and Chris “Abomination” Honeywell are reporting on a SWEATY HANDFUL of 2026 trailers for upcoming horror flicks !!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Everyone’s A Comedian” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Cough” Jaconetti , Chris “Laughing Boy” Tyler and Chris “Stool Sample” Honeywell are getting their MONTHLY CHECKUPS from 1992’s DR. GIGGLES M.D. !!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Step-Son Of Kong” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Organ Grinder” Jaconetti and Chris “Dunston” Honeywell are GETTING THEIR CHIMP ON with 2026’s PRIMATE!!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Room Service” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The TWEEST” Jaconetti, Chris “Shower Buddy” Tyler and Chris “Mother’s Day” Honeywell are “HITCHING” THEIR WAGONS to 1960’s ALL-TIME CLASSIC – PSYCHO!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Beneath The Ice” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “This Time It’s Personal” Jaconetti, Chris “I’m Baaaaaaaack” Tyler and Chris “I’m Sorry – I Can’t Help You” Honeywell are BACK IN THE BASEMENT for BLACK PHONE 2!!! 

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Dr. Giggles M.D.” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Milk-Man” Jaconetti, Chris “Two Chickens In A Baby Suit” Honeywell babysit Larry Cohen’s IT’S ALIVE!!!  Chris “Dilating” Tyler is on post-natal leave this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Gladys Over” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “I Saw It Coming” Jaconetti, Chris “Thorny” Honeywell get WITCHY with 2025’s WEAPONS!!!  Chris “M.I.A.” Tyler is in the basement eating cold Campell’s soup  this month.