Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Join Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell offer up a Halloween treat that slipped between the cracks, 2018’s SLAUGHTERHOUSE RULEZ, a pleasant little surprise dealing with the mysterious goings on at a British private school that is NOT Hogwarts! This one is well worth seeking out! Demon dog monsters, sketchy hazing rituals, teen suicide, bullying, fracking and Dungeons and Dragons are just a few ingredients in the brew!

The Vault crew ( Luke and Jason Jaconetti – Chris Tyler and Honeywell) go back to camp with this HORROR RACK HANGER-ON – 1983’s SLEEPAWAY CAMP! If you thought M. Night Shamalamalamalama is the master of the twist ending – THEN YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MOVIE! This movie has it all – acting from a John Waters movie – unintentional (?) subtext, invisible bees AND invisible salt, multiple teenage Tony Danzas, negligent camp owners, teenage potty mouth and SECRETS – OH THE SECRETS!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This time Chris Tyler picks a bizarre anthology film for fellow freaks Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell to check out! Feast your FLY FILLED EYES on 1990’s THE WILLIES! This one hits all of Chris Tyler’s sweet spots – practical effects, dead kids, dead dogs, Goonies and Kirk Freakin’ Cameron! Bonus – Who is the mysterious Mac Tonight© like character?

In celebration of July 4th, the Vault crew, Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and The Corsican Chris’ (Tyler and Honeywell), pick UNCLE SAM, the patriotic slasher that answers the question – What happens when William Lustig and Larry Cohen collide? It’s not necessarily pretty!