Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

The VAULT CREW are CAMPING AGAIN! Join Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel, Jason and Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell as they watch Hero’s FREAK’S CHOICE- THE BURNING! See the Weinsteins before they were classy and Costanza before Seinfeld! Great effects by Tom Savini and a cheesy score by prog rock synth fiddler RICK WAKEMAN rounds out the experience!

GET YER POUND OF NEW FLESH!Join Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel, Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell as they sit back with a big tub of FLESHY POPCORN and dig in to David Cronenberg’s VIDEODROME as part one of a five episode series called FREAK’S CHOICE! This month’s selection is from Luke and in this episode you will find out – IS DEBBIE HAIRY? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CATCH A CANCER BULLET? DOES TV ROT YOUR BRAIN? ALL THIS AND MORE!

The crew has assembled – Chris Tyler – Shawn Engel – Chris Honeywell and THEM JACONETTI BOYS – Luke and Jason! They have already finished off the Friday The 13th franchise (for now) and now prepare to do the same (for now) with PHANTASM IV – OBLIVION! Somehow, along with the requisit BOOBS AND BALLS, we inexplicably get some Smashmouth and ROCK STARS VS LASER POINTERS (Copyright 2015 VOSMHTOT)! Don’t miss the end where you can find out WHAT HORRORS AWAIT!!!!

Join Chris Honeywell, Shawn Engel, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Tyler as they officially welcome DOUBLE J Jaconetti aboard! In his first official episode, the crew saddles him with a MICHAEL BAY produced REBOOT! OH CRUEL HORROR HOSTS! Does this film live up to it’s CRUEL DNA? Will there be enough BLOOD to satisfy their thirst? Are the rumors true that it was originally titled – “JASON- BARK OF THE MOON”? How does this film tie into RAMBO? How does the discussion lead to THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT? Well, you could just sit around asking GOOFY QUESTIONS, or you could just LISTEN TO THE DAMN THING!