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Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To episodes
- Velvet Al Watches Tiger Cruise So You Don't Have To
If a movie is called "Tiger Cruise," you expect tigers. And if that movie is set on 9/11, you expect the tigers to be fighting terrorists. Double fail.
55 min - Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 4: The Strike
We miss when this show was mostly about Angie Harmon in a bikini.
16 min - Velvet Al Watches Captain Battle Legacy War So You Don't Have To
A soldier on a superstrength serum fights a red-faced Nazi? Where have we seen that before?
55 min - 33 min
- Velvet Al Watches The Perfect Score So You Don't Have To
There's worse reasons to watch a movie than the promise of a Scarlett Johansson upskirt.
1 hr - Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 2: The Creature
Hey Baywatch Nights producers, we watched "Species" too. But not "Species 2."
32 min - Velvet Al Watches Embrace Of The Vampire So You Don't Have To
It's just not the same without Alyssa Milano's boobs.
56 min - Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 1: Terror Of The Deep
The beginning of Baywatch Nights: X-Files Edition.
34 min - Velvet Al Watches My Life With Morrisey So You Don't Have To
What kind of deranged person fantasizes about spending time with Morrisey?
1 hr 10 min - Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 22: Heat Rays
The Beach Boys wish they were as cool as the Heat Rays.
47 min
About Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To
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Velvet Al provides audio commentary for bad movies, in real time, as he watches them for the first time.