Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To

By Al Cerda

Velvet Al provides audio commentary for bad movies, in real time, as he watches them for the first time.... more

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How many episodes does Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To have?

The podcast currently has 131 episodes available.

Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To episodes:

September 11, 2024 Velvet Al Watches Tiger Cruise So You Don't Have To
If a movie is called "Tiger Cruise," you expect tigers. And if that movie is set on 9/11, you expect the tigers to be fighting terrorists. Double fail.
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55min
July 05, 2024 Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 4: The Strike
We miss when this show was mostly about Angie Harmon in a bikini.
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16min
June 28, 2024 Velvet Al Watches Captain Battle Legacy War So You Don't Have To
A soldier on a superstrength serum fights a red-faced Nazi? Where have we seen that before?
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55min
June 21, 2024 Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 3: The Rig
Can slow motion bouncing defeat slow moving blob?
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33min
June 14, 2024 Velvet Al Watches The Perfect Score So You Don't Have To
There's worse reasons to watch a movie than the promise of a Scarlett Johansson upskirt.
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1h
June 07, 2024 Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 2: The Creature
Hey Baywatch Nights producers, we watched "Species" too. But not "Species 2."
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32min
May 31, 2024 Velvet Al Watches Embrace Of The Vampire So You Don't Have To
It's just not the same without Alyssa Milano's boobs.
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56min
May 24, 2024 Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 1: Terror Of The Deep
The beginning of Baywatch Nights: X-Files Edition.
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34min
May 17, 2024 Velvet Al Watches My Life With Morrisey So You Don't Have To
What kind of deranged person fantasizes about spending time with Morrisey?
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1h 10min
May 10, 2024 Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 22: Heat Rays
The Beach Boys wish they were as cool as the Heat Rays.
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47min

FAQs about Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To:

How many episodes does Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To have?

The podcast currently has 131 episodes available.