1) New hire spent misses convention b/c he was at the strip club

2) Stripper not appreciative of premature ejaculation

1) Should Teacher pursue former student?

2) Father coming back to his questionable punk roots

1) Should felons be allowed to vote?

2) Sharing nudes of your wife with your buddies

1) Dumpster diver has company

2) Incel angry John gave up his seat

1) In search of a penpal

2) Fearful of walking alone at night

1) Should bulges in public be legal?

2) GF cheats on BF while on cruise

1) Potty trained at 17 months

2) 73 yr-old sugar daddy doubling down

1) dad has the bowling yips

2) single guy feels worthless having to get eggs at the food bank

1) Nano-blading gone wrong

2) should a John assist his whore of a hooker get admitted into college

1) Professor catches student selling exams

2) Blacked out father not as drunk as his wife/mommy