The boys attempt an awards show from a Quality Inn in Clearwater, FL. It's quickly thwarted by the podcast becoming sentient? We don't know. The only thing we do know is Haley Joel Osmond has something to do with it. The Star Trek Next Gen, last installment of inspirational media is analyzed in between Sean Connery and Bill Clinton trying to sex up Robot Grant. We would like to both apologize and say "you're welcome."

Grant and John discuss albums that inspire them. A curious monkey causes Vietnam flashbacks.

Grant and John discuss In and of Itself. Clarkn_it Woodworking gets a promo.

A special round table episode about our 30s with Corey, Vincent, and Josh.

The guys discuss how their views on family and love changed in their 30s. The Catepillar from Alice and Wonderland works the TSA counter.

The guys dissect what makes your 30s so strange. G and J share some timely wisdom. George Lucas's writing ability is appropriately celebrated.

The guys pick up a pirated broadcast from an old folks home. Grant shares a personal theory about life. An elderly gentleman recounts history.

John confesses his bromance with Brad Pitt. The guys discuss different afterlife views from cultures around the world. Children join forces with the undead. The Buddha gets after dat ass.

The guys discuss psychedelics and the role they have played throughout human history in informing us about reality and the afterlife.

John receives some terrifying news from Hogwarts. Grant corrects John on some U2 trivia.

The guys introduce the format for the podcast. They discuss themselves and their spiritual backgrounds.

Grant discusses the way he died online. Wilco and Third Eye Blind are panned.