Vermin Supreme is Duncan Trussell From the Future- ABS062

Hey Everybody, in this one we're talking Vermin Supreme, "bedroom" advice, commercial Jingles, Encyclopedia Dramatica and cops getting caught making up bogus charges for legal gun owners for, legally carrying guns. Get ready to listen to the recently dubbed, "Greatest podcast on planet Earth", by... someone.      First off Adam wants to start a band, or at least has a fantasy of starting a band that only plays commercial jingles. It's a pretty good idea I think but he does say "local commercials" while we're talking about O'reillys Auto Parts, which most people know is a national chain. At least I'm pretty sure it is. At the very least it's a regional thing in the southeast. If you live somewhere other than that and you have O'reillys there let me know.   Also good for you, they're a pretty stand up establishment as far as I know. You need car shit and they'll sell it to you for sure, as long as you pay anyhow. I have a 2007 ZX3 which sounds like a faggy import but it's not. It's a Ford Focus. It's the three door... two doors and a hatchback technically, which is where the "3" in "ZX3" comes from. Not real sure about the "ZX" part though. Point is I've had to put three fucking alternators in that fucking car since I bought it in 2009. Alternators are easy in a a lot of cars, they put it right on top. You just undo the belt thing and switch out the alternator. Get it tested at O'reillys (for free by the way), they'll tell you it's fucked up and sell you a new one. Always take them the alternator first, don't just buy a new one cause they knock like 20-40 bucks off if you leave them the old one cause they rebuild it. Well, the mexicans rebuild it, which I'm fine with. We love the lads on this show. Goddamit back to the story. On a 2007 Ford Focus the alternator is right in the middle of the engine. Not close to the top or the bottom, so you have to take half the car apart to get that heavy fucker out. Oh shit I should probably tell you to disconnect the battery before doing anything. I hope this isn't where you're coming to figure out how to swap out an alternator on a 2007 Ford Focus but at this point I've explained half of it so here goes. Undo the battery, I think the airbox thing next, loosen up the lines that carry the window washer fluid so they can moved easily, take the heat shield off, which is the shittiest part probably because the bolts at the bottom are hard as fuck to get to, which isn't a big deal after you get it off because you're going to lose half the bolts anyway. Undo the belt by rotating the tensioner pulley with two wrenches linked together for leverage. If I knew how to put a pic of what I'm talking about here I would, but I don't know how to do that so good luck figuring it out. Wait what about this:                                                                   x     x                                                               x          x                                                                 xxxxx                                                                     x                                                                      x                                                                       x                                                                        x                                                                         x                                                                       xxxx                                                                     x         x                                                                       x  x  x  x                                                                        x          x                                                                           xxxx                                                                              x                                                                             x                                                                            x                                                                           x                                                                          x                                                                       xxxx                                                                     x        x                                                                       xxxx   That should do. There's a pretty decent chance that once I email this to Pax Libertas and they do whatever they do with it it might get jumbled up and not make any sense but I drew a picture of two wrenches linked up together out of Xs. Kind of proud of it TBH.    So next you're gonna want to unhook the wire harness and the ground cable from the alternator. It's might be a bitch to get the tab thingy hookup undone but try not to break it cause I don't know how to fix that, but I'm sure it's complicated and you'll probably fuck your car up if you put the new one on wrong. Undo all the bolts and start working that heavy fucker out (through the top). I think I already explained to take it to O'reillys and get it tested and buy a new one, so after that put it back together in reverse order. Just do the best with your heat shield and the missing bolt situation, it'll probably stay on there. Then you're good to go most likely. I think you're supposed to do some shit with your AC to reset the idle but I don't usually fuck with it.   Anyway one time I got an alternator from O'reilly's and it stopped six months later. They replaced it under warranty and didn't even want to know who I was or see a receipt.   So shouts Out to O'reillys.   Also, fuck Adam. He read the show notes on the last ep and didn't like me making fun of him so I'm pretty sure he had his friends leave some mean voicemails about me. You'll hear those next episode. Fuck you Adam my impressions are much better than yours.   I should probably make it clear that I'm not a mechanic and you definitely shouldn't take any kind of advice from me.   I guess now we're doing sound checks and fixing mic stands during the show so sorry.   I know it's kind of hack to say this but fuck telemarketers.     Oh yeah I hung out with Dave a while back and we danced to rap music out in his shed for a few hours. Damn that was a fun day. I love dancing to rap music.   We figured out that this is the greatest podcast on planet earth. Damn boys we made it.   We recently put out one of our best Patreon episodes. Honestly at this point the Patreon episodes are much better than the free ones so check them out atpatreon.com/ancapbarbershop.    Adam actually had a pretty good idea with the monthly Pax Libertas highlights reel. It only works if we're not in it though.   Adam has been doing an experiment where he wears socks during intercourse. He says it's somehow better but all I can think about is him nude save for his stocking feet.   Also if you're having a hard time with early pops in the bedroom do this. When you get close start thinking about Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson having a conversation on his podcast and it will distract you enough to push though. I swear to god it works every time.    Well I think I've written enough. I don't remember what else we talked about so you'll just have to listen. I bet it's some high quality conversation though.   Well I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our Facebook page, Instagram and Patreon.   Leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197   Send us an email at [email protected].    or check out our webpage ancapbarbershop.com    Thanks and bye.