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Oh boy folks where do we start with this one. We talk about bottom surgery, sounding rods and some lady that tried to sue all the gay people in Nebraska. Get ready guys cause this one starts now!

Well we finally cleaned the studio guys. It's been a long time coming and I gotta say I was skeptical at first but I'm really liking the organization.

No sponsors on the Ancap Barber Shop. But if you're interested hit Paxlib up. It would probably go a long way in our favor so if you have a youtube channel where you review male sex toys or something and you want to steer some SERIOUS views to your channel hit us up. We don't have the largest followings but probably the majority would be interested in your videos.

Adam throws us some hypothetical about having an automated house or a self driving car that gives top. I don't remember what I went with but I'm sure that it was a hot take.

Oh yeah I wanted the self cleaning house. I have very little interest in the blowjob from a car and I like to drive myself.

Shit I started writing these a few weeks ago and I'm not sure where I got to in the cast. The notes are hard to follow and generally not very good.

Well at around the nine minute mark Adam is talking about some lady from Nebraska that gave herself a long weird title like "something something ambassador for god fuck gay people". She tried to sue all the gay people in the state.

Adam says he wants to be the "Sea captain of homosexuals" which is pretty cool. I failed to come up with anything better.

"Free speech is fucking beautiful isn't it. You can be a crazy old lady and say whatever the fuck you want."

The voicemails sucked but we have a guest on this one and he's pretty good. His name it Pat and he the patrons will be familiar with him.

Adam asks whether we would rather have no toilet seat or use only single ply toilet paper for the rest of our lives.

Pat said he would shit on the floor or just take a shower when he shits. He gamed the hypothetical by assuming he still has the dick sucking car and said he would just shit in the cum hole.

John McAfee is into fisting.

Then we go into the bottom surgery thing.

Then we review a channel that reviews male sex toys, specifically sounding rods which are rods of varying diameters designed for insertion into the urethra.

"God I want a dick in my dick."

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Hey folks! In this episode of the Ancap Barber Shop we are joined by the yak farming, pig chasing, well digging wonder himself... Nick Hazelton! Nick is back to join us for the first time in years and we couldn't be more excited to let you tune in to our conversation!

Yak attack! I really wanted to put that in the introduction but I feel like it's not professional enough. Like it might degrade our podcasting integrity in some way. So I'll be saying it intermittently through out the show notes that nobody reads. Google reads them, that's why we right them. Yak attack!

Anyways, we start by discussing a scene from the movie "the Phantom" or "Phantom" I can't remember but the bad guy played by Treet Williams I think, has a microscope contraption that's really an eye piercing booby trap. He tells the other dude to look at a slide he's been inspecting. The guy says he can't see anything so the villain instructs him to adjust the focus... BLAMO! Razor blades to the eyeballs! Pretty sick stuff. It was probably a bit much for a movie that kids would see and it's certainly burned into my memory.

Yak attack!

Adam refers to shure sm57s at "6 year old technology". what a disappointing cohost.

Nick praises the Ancap Barber Shop as his favorite libertarian podcast. I'm sure he says that to everyone, but it made us feel good.

We talk about gardening. I'm bad at it, Adam's better. I'm pretty sure Nick is the authority between the three of us.

We learn that yaks get frightened if you throw a bunch of sticks up in the air. Yaks aren't very aggressive but if you're in a tight spot this yak tidbit might be helpful.

Talking about music and musicians, Nick hosts a local music venue.

Nick refuses to disrobe because of the high number of windows in his vicinity.

Bell peppers suck, if you have a strong opinion about bell peppers pound off in the comments.

We talking wells, well water, diggin wells, well depth.

We learn that Oregon borders the ocean on the WEST SIDE.

"Van nomad-ism" sounds a lot cooler than "van life".

We talk about the corona virus for a while.

A good bit of talk about work boots.

Kratom is federally legal but illegal in Alabama. what kind of bullshit is that?

Some good Cracker Barrel discussion.

Adam pulls his butt out to show off a wheely boarding injury.

We pontificate the ins and out of restaurant work.

Yak Attack!

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Hey Friends! In this one we're talking Super Mario Bros, Paul Reiser, Kirk Douglas, Smashmouth, and how not to give money to homeless people. Strap in and get ready because this episode begins now!

All right so I start off making the claim that Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo Entertainment System should have had unlimited lives. I think the platforming should be the main challenge and that having the added difficulty of limited lives is unnecessarily aggravating for new players. Once you're really good at the game extra lives aren't much of a factor anyway. Maybe it would have made the game too easy IDK. I mean it's still really hard after the first few worlds.

To be clear I'm not a bitch I play a lot of Mario Bros and I'm not terrible, it's just an observation.

I guess Adam doesn't like Crush40 now? I think calling them "Buttrock" is a bit harsh. It's good shit so fuck Adam.

We were saying Regis Fillmore but I feel like that's not right. Regis Fillman or something like that maybe?

Adderall Annie actress shows bush, butt and boobs on new show "Horse Girl". It's not a bad show either.

Six minutes and twenty eight seconds or so into the show I pack a dip and say a homophobic slur. In case I don't make it clear I'm not actually bigoted very much. I'm not very funny so I lean on outrageous rhetoric as a crutch.

And just to be double clear I'm not being apologetic. I merely want something redeeming in the record to point at in case the bastards close in and my back's against the wall.

Paul Reiser from the 90's sitcom "Mad About You" has a part in that horse girl show which I'm excited about.

Shouts out to Sonic Adventure two.

Adam enjoyed "The Big Bang Theory" while under the influence of a fever but disliked the show after watching it under healthy circumstances.

Jar Jar Binks as well as the majority of the robots from "Futurama" are black.

Kirk Douglas told fellow actor and son Michael Douglas on his deathbed that he endorsed Michael Bloomberg. The more I think about it I'm convinced that Kirk was using his death to fuck with his kid which is a mood and has big dick energy. Rip to a real one unless he was actually just being a beta cuck which is likely enough because he was an actor. People that are in plays are often not that masculine. Robert Deniro was in plays but he leaned real hard into his mobster character so people don't really give him shit. Anyways Adam speculates that Senior Douglas sold his last words like a fucking highway billboard to big Mike.

More voices...

There's a ton of good Smashmouth mashups on YouTube and we play a few.

Oh yeah we're joined by Erika on this one.

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Hello friends! In this episode of the Ancap Barber Shop we discuss race-bending TV show characters, war with Iran, the films "The Legend of Zorro" and "Wild Wild West". We hope you're ready for this one, cause it's here.

I thought of new on air handles for me and Adam. I'm trying to clean up some of the cringe and up our cool factor so here it is:

Scott (me) - the Hillbilly Weaboo

Adam (other guy) - the Alabama Wigger

Well whadaya think? Pretty cool right? Where is society on using the term "Wigger" anyhow? It feels bad to say right? It feels like it's as bad as saying the N word but maybe not since it describes white people? I hope society doesn't judge us to harshly we're not that racist just a little stupid.

We got hacked, actually all of Paxlib got hit with some real mean malware but maybe it's our fault? Who on the label is most likely to have enemies? We don't have a lot of pull but maybe we're the vocal minority? Either way we discuss our theory which is that a local guy we pissed of for talking shit maybe done it. If it's on us fucking sorry but I'm sure we're giving ourselves too much credit.

But if Ders did hit us then here is our reply:

Come one man let's squash beef. We can't make too much noise cause Paxlib might realize how shitty our show is and if we get dumped I have no idea how to do a podcast on my own. We'll have to start a twitch show or something and I don't need that kind of aggravation. My dude I can't let Adam down it'll break his heart =(.

So there's gonna be a live action Cowboy Bebop show and some of the characters are changing races, so me and Adam riff on other shows getting the characters race-changed and we hit some of the sickest bars we've come up with in a hot assed minute.

Look I know it's not as good as the fucking Joe Rogan Experience or whatever goddamn podcasts you've got loaded up in your itunes but I'm fucking proud of "Indian Gilmore Girls".

Everybody Loves Rayqon

Kang of the Hill

Fuck boys that one slaps.

Adam's talking about comic book movies and broadway shows while I'm trying to come up with podcast gold.

Damn this was a fun one.

Adam starts a segment about Iran. Fuck I should have put this out quicker I don't think anyone gives a fuck about Iran at this point. For a minute there we were on the brink of WW3 boys.

Adam reads an excerpt from "War is a Racket".

Adam talks about airplane pilots doing kamakazes with passenger flights.

Adam explains why he thinks crabs don't have exoskeletons.

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Hey folks!

In this long-awaited episode of The Ancap Barber Shop...

We talk video game voice actors, Disney+, Star Wars Rebels, A giant pool table, A local man killed by police, James Mason in "Lolita", and drag queen story hour. We hope you're ready for the epic return because here it is.

We got to hear from an old friend of the Show Adam Posely! He's an excellent judge of character if you ask me.

Hey so sorry this episode is a little old, and sorry that we've been out for so long.

Got some nice voicemails from some friends of the show! A very polite gentleman paid us a few compliments and even shared the show with a friend! Somebody also explained that the Bob Hoskins Mario Bros movie pushed Nintendo to move away from main characters being voiced in their games because people prefer to hear the voices in their head or something.

We got Disney Plus and I'm watching Star Wars Rebels and Adam is watching the Mandolorian. I still haven't seen the Mandolorian but Rebels is pretty sick. The first season takes a bit to develop but towards the end it gets really good and the second season is deadass lit my dudes LOL!

According to Adam Stanley Marsh the third was an eccentric billionaire that built a huge pool table, put signs around his town that said "Bring back Hanging" and bought a bunch of cadillacs and buried them in the ground.

Next, we find out how pool balls are made. They're plastic cast in a mold. Pretty exciting stuff.

Adam asserted that Stanley was a peder-ass but I didn't see anything about it on the first page of google so who knows.

Wait I searched "Stanley Marsh 3 pedophile" and there were some hits so yeah...

Is drag queen story hour a good thing or not? Nobody seems to know. It's probably mostly fine.

Was the lady that had multiple personality disorder Australian? I don't remember a funny accent.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it fucks like a duck, with a corkscrew penis.

Seriously ducks can go to hell.

Was Dana Fletcher's death Justified? It's hard to tell. It looks like he had a gun, but having a gun isn't illegal most of the time. Some of his behavior was odd, but that's not illegal either. Why were the police bothering him in the first place? He was there with his family asking people questions. So why demand he get out of his vehicle? Why not ask him what he's up to? Observe him? Ask him to leave? It's important to note that we don't have all the details and it's strange that the wife claimed that he didn't have a gun, when he clearly did. I think the police should release the full video for public review. Maybe they have by now? I'm not sure.

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Hey Everyone, in this episode we talk comedian Shane Gillis being fired from SNL and the ATF's involvement in the Siege at Waco, TX. This episode begins now!

What up! Sorry, it's been a minute, etc. so on and so forth.

We start out talking about comedian and podcaster Shane Gillis being fired from Saturday Night Live for being a bad bad boy. SNL hired Shane along with two other folks and he was pretty much fired immediately after professional coward and tattle-tale Seth Simons wrote an article about OG big dawg Gillis using a racial slur to reference Chinese-Americans while impersonating an early American immigration worker sending the Asians to China town. He was doing a character in the context of a comedy podcast and was in no way doing anything genuinely racist.

He said a no-no word in an off the cuff joke. I'm more annoyed at Simons (bird poet) than anything, but I really don't understand why these studios pander to adult-aged children. Remember Chapelle's show? Come on folks chill the fuck out.

OH wait you know who annoys me more than ultra woke diaper-wearing Seth Simons? Christopher Tidus. He came out hard against king bull Shane Gillis calling him a "Bro douche weak as fuck mama's boy" for no apparent reason other than to draw attention to himself. He made fun of Asian accents in a past tweet tho, making him a hypocrite and a prick. So yeah fuck him.

So, to sum up, I almost had a reason to tune in to Saturday Night Live, being a fan of Gillis for some time, but no fucking point now.

The rest of the segment involves laughing at Shane's jokes as referenced in Seth's article.

Alright onto the ATF stuff, last time we talked about Ruby Ridge, this time we're covering the Waco shit.

The Branch Davidian was a religious cult controlled by a dude named David Koresh, who wasn't a particularly good dude.

I'm not an expert but I think he liked to slay sniz young and old. I shouldn't make light of allegedly sexually abusing children, and it's important to note that the cult may have condoned behavior that really isn't cool. The ATF got involved because the Branch Davidian was buying firearms in bulk at gun shows, bypassing firearm sales tax. Apparently the ATF showed up at the compound and shot a guy in the eyes, heart, and back. According to the Davidians, an ATF agent misfired their weapon and sparked the ensuing battle, according to the ATF they were fired upon first by the Davidians, so who knows. After a while, the FBI came in and took over. It's interesting to note that one of the folks in authority from the FBI, Richie Rogers, was reprimanded for his involvement in the previously discussed by us, the siege of Ruby Ridge.

The FBI would broadcast via loudspeaker various unnerving sounds including the sounds of rabbits being slaughtered to keep the Davidians from falling asleep.

I just realized I confused UB40 and Elvis. Whoops, that's pretty stupid.

According to one of the survivors David Koresh was indeed a sexual predator, and was described by her father as "A man of purely evil intent". So that's worth taking into account.

Adam points out that the members of the cult distinct of Koresh, while complicit in some really fucked up stuff to one degree or another, were largely victims of abuse.

During the month of April 1993, Bill Clinton gave the order to attack the compound. The FBI allegedly shot flammable tear gas canisters into the compound which started a huge fire that killed everybody still inside.

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In this one we're discussing Kermit the frog being responsible for 9/11, cancel culture, the meaning of "LGBTQ", and the ATF's siege on Ruby Ridge. Strap in and get ready for the Ancap Barber Shop!

I fucked up and said "gay" really early in the episode so hopefully, we don't cancelled.

Skoal, when are you sponsoring an episode of the cast? Do you get into politics or what? Shouts out to Skoal.

Oh yeah apparently at least according to Adam Kermit had something to do with 9/11. In one of the movies that took place post 9/11 there was a part showing what the world would be like had Kermit not existed. Lo and behold as they show the skyline of New York City (or as Adam likes to call it "Jew York City") the twin towers can be seen proudly standing and not 9/11'd.

Goddamn, what are we doing here folks?

Is it a butterfly effect or did Kermit play a direct role in the attack on the world trade center?

Adam seems to think Kermit may have trained the terrorists himself or taught them to fly the plane.

Adam reveals his source to be Reddit. You should never give up your sources coward.

Adam has been really impressing me with his research abilities. He's been bringing the heat as far as content goes.

BTW Squee died so RIP brother. Once Again there is talk of Dave's return to the cast. Return of the motherfucking king baby!

Oh yeah fuck Christopher Tidus, more on that next episode.

Once again apologizing for my laziness and lackluster podcasting work ethic.

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Adam talks about the ATF in depth. Specifically the siege on Ruby Ridge.

Randy Weaver was in some type of white nationalist group where he was approached by an unbeknownst to him undercover ATF agent. I think his name was Kevin Faderly and he was posing as a biker named Gus. He told Randy he was an illegal firearms dealer. Sometime down the road Faderly asked Randy to sell him two shotguns. He requested that Randy cut the barrels to an arbitrary but illegal length, undoubtedly entrapping him. Randy being a dumb hillbilly obliged him, breaking the stupid law. Later on, Randy was approached by ATF agents claiming they had evidence that he had sold illegal firearms. They offer to cut him a break if he becomes an informant and help them infiltrate the Aryan Nation. Randy refuses like a boss and is immediately arrested. He received a letter with an inaccurate court date, causing him to miss the court date. He decides to shut himself in his home.

The official conflict starts with federal agents invading his property. A year into the "kerfuffle" some of the agents who had been ordered to survey the property got a bit too close and heard the Weaver's dogs barking. It's not clear what happened next but there was a shoot out resulting in the death of one of the dogs, a U.S. marshal and Randy's 14-year-old son, Sammy. A day later a sniper is posed near to the house meaning to end the conflict by killing Randy. The sniper shot and hit Randy in the shoulder. He takes a second shot, missing again, and striking Randy's wife in the head killing her instantly while she held her 10-month-old daughter.

400 agents surrounded the house mocking the Weavers, calling the house "Fort Vickie" after Randy's murdered wife.

It's important to remember that while Randy Weaver may not have been a model citizen, all of this was over 2 sawed-off shotguns. Not a warehouse full of illegal guns or meth. Not over hate crimes that Randy committed. 2 hunting guns.

Wow, that got heavy. Also Randy didn't go to prison. He was awarded a hefty sum of money for his troubles by the state.

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Hey Everybody, in this one we're interviewing libertarian presidential candidate Adam Kokesh. We had a good time on this cast and we hope you enjoy listening to it. I know we say it a lot, but you REALLY don't want to miss this one.

Adam Kokesh was on this one but Adam Brown couldn't make it so the ever faithful and resilient Elijah Boyd occupied his chair. Big props to Elijah.

Here's a little about Adam:

Adam Kokesh was born on February 1, 1982 in California. Growing up he played sports every season and read numerous books at the encouragement of his parents. His interest in science and technology led him to many science fair victories and NASA's Space Camp. After middle school, where he played trumpet in the band and basketball, at the encouragement of a friend of a parent who was a former Marine, he went to "Devil Pups," a junior boot camp-style citizenship and fitness program hosted by the Marines at Camp Pendleton. In high school he participated in Model UN, taught silversmithing classes, and founded a campus radio station. During the summers he worked at a print shop and with horses. He is the only non-native to graduate from the Native American Preparatory School formerly of San Miguel County, New Mexico. He received his bachelor's degree in Psychology from Claremont McKenna College where he played rugby, sang in the choir, and competed with the ballroom dance team.

Adam's grandfather, Charles Henry Kokesh, was a pilot in World War II as one of the "Flying Sergeants," was awarded a Silver Star, and was nominated for the Congressional Medal of Honor. Inspired by this and and the Marines he met in Devil Pups, Adam enlisted in the Marines while still in high school at the age of 17. He completed boot camp and Marine Combat Training in San Diego, Field Artillery School at Fort Sill in Oklahoma, and NBC Training (Nuclear, Biological and Chemical) in Texas. He was awarded a Navy Achievement Medal for his work as a Recruiter's Assistant and played for the All-Marine Rugby Team. He volunteered to go to Fallujah in 2004 with a Marine Corps Civil Affairs team where he was meritoriously promoted to Sergeant. For his tour he received a Navy Commendation Medal and Combat Action Ribbon.

In 2007, Kokesh joined Iraq Veterans Against the War and helped bring the organization to national prominence as its most visible leader. He first came to national attention for holding up a score card during Alberto Gonzales' testimony to Congress regarding the dismissal of U.S. Attorneys keeping track of how many times he said, "I don't recall." His photograph appeared in many national newspapers and resulted in dozens of TV interviews. He was later to become the story himself when prosecuted unlawfully by the Marine Corps (while he was in the inactive reserves) for staging a street theater protest that included a mock combat patrol, "to bring a small piece of the reality of war home to Washington, DC."

Adam was an active supporter of Ron Paul and would eventually come to found and lead Veterans for Ron Paul, organizing a stunning march on the White House for vets to turn their back on Obama and raise awareness about military suicide. He was invited to speak at the 2008 Revolution March in DC organized by grassroots Ron Paul supporters and his speech that day is what put him on the map as a promising representative of the freedom movement.

After the debate on Iraq was won, Adam turned his attention to other freedom causes and continued his effective advocacy, organizing, and civil disobedience. He has been arrested over three dozen times for protesting, smoking cannabis, not smoking cannabis, cursing, filming on the sidewalk, and even dancing.

Adam first began his career in media with the birth of ADAM VS THE MAN as a radio show in Albuquerque on KIVA in 2010. After six months it was picked up as a TV show for RT America. After four months on the air, he was fired for criticizing Putin and went independent online to focus on podcasting and YouTube, where he has over 60 million views. He is well known for using Nonviolent Communication and Socratic Dialogue techniques in his "man on the street" videos. Recently he has shifted focus to blockchain-based social media and is very active as a promoter of Steemit where he releases exclusive content.

While in jail in Washington, DC in 2013, he began writing FREEDOM!, now considered a "bible for voluntaryism." The book is in its fourth printing and has been downloaded over 2 million times. With the platform he has built for himself, he was able to successfully self-publish and make it available for free in every digital format possible including audiobook. In a jailhouse interview with Fox 5 DC during that time, Kokesh announced his plans to run for President of the United States in 2020 on a platform of an orderly, peaceful, and responsible dissolution of the U.S. Federal Government. He is currently working on his second book, a war memoir titled, "Hot, Dirty, & Dangerous - How seven months in Fallujah challenged my patriotism." His third book, "American Freedom!" will detail the platform of dissolving the federal government and is scheduled to come out soon. One of the reasons for his success is his commitment to doing a national tour hitting 100+ cities every year. FREEDOM! was officially endorsed by the US Department of Justice when they banned it from federal prison facilities, declaring "the entire publication" to be, "a threat to the good order and discipline of the institution."

Wow so maybe that was A LOT about Adam.

Adam was one of the speakers at the Boston Straight Pride Parade. It seems strange to have speakers at a parade doesn't it? For the purpose of these show notes we'll refer to it as the "Boston Straight Pride Gathering of Straight People and Allies of Heterosexuality" Yeah that's better.

Adam's speech was really good. His message was loosely "Don't fall for the divide and conquer tactics of the cunty culture war". He ended up getting kicked off stage before he could finish the speech because he said a bunch of anti-government stuff and the people that put the event on didn't appreciate it. One guy that seemed particularly miffed had a really cool tri point hat. I would like to own that hat but I wouldn't wear it anywhere out of shame. Just for at home.

Here's the video.

Anyhow it was a good interview and you should probably just listen to it.

Here's a list of Adam's links:

thefreedomline.com

kokeshforpresident.com

Here's some links for Elijah:

lpalabama.org

lpmca.org

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In this one, we're talking about astrology, bigfoot, suicide cults, Dave Chapelle's new comedy special and new Jeffrey Epstein news. Strap in and get ready, you don't want to miss this one!

What up fools! It's time for the show notes that go along with the Ancap Barber Shop Greatest Podcast On Earth Podcast and if you've ever taken the time to read the show notes you're a true fan, you're close to my heart and you know that they're a show of their own. This ship sails it's own seas, yeah. So sorry it's been a while and I haven't put this one out. Shit gets real out here in the streets and it's tough to make it on a podcaster's salary so to maintain the lifestyle I've grown accustomed to (canned sausages, Skoal, and non-alcoholic beers) sometimes we have to focus on other, more boring things. So anyways on to the show...

A very dedicated unnamed fan left a convoluted voicemail and I didn't pay attention to most of it except for the part where he said that the Ancap Barber Shop was the greatest podcast on earth and the parts where he tried to pimp some less savory, however commercially VIABLE libertarian podcasts. Come on guys don't do that shit. Anyways sorry we talked over it so much but we spent a lot of time getting through it so good for you fella if that's what you're into.

Lol Chris Sprangle.

Damn, we need to get Dave on soon to talk about all this Shane Gillis shit. If you don't know Shane is a Philly/NY comic that I've been a big fan of for a few years. He just got a job as a cast member of SNL but lost the gig because a few hours after the announcement some busybody found an ep of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast where Shane did a really funny Asian voice and used a bad bad racial slur. Dave and I have been following the story so yeah, we'll talk about it.

Somebody left us another VM in a different language. It sounded like a hex to me, which may have something to do with us not putting out a hawt cast for a minute. Who Knows.

Another crummy voicemail.

Oh yeah, this is the one where we roasted astrology a bunch. Damn that's some crazy shit to believe. We did check out our horoscopes and mine was pretty stupid. To be honest Adam's was on point though.

I'm a Virgo and Adam's something else.

We move on to talk about Dave Chapelle's new comedy special "Sticks and Stones". It's really offensive and it's really funny. Chapelle is the GOAT!

We finish up talking about a drone pic that was maybe recently taken over Jeffrey Epstein's island... Baby Saint James' Island? Pedophile Island? Anyways it was a picture of a dude who was a dead ringer for Jeff Ep himself. I don't know man, pretty weird stuff.

Hey so watch out for the next one coming out. We interview Adam Kokesh and it's a sick ass interview.

Also, Adam made a twitter. It's downtownadambrown but he doesn't know how it's spelled so good luck.

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Hey Y'all, In this one we're talking about people that believe in horoscopes, Jeffrey Epstein, Democratic debates, a few Joe Biden slip-ups, and Chuck Berry. Listen, this one is really good and if nothing else skip to the end and check out the Chuck Berry stuff, you won't be disappointed. Oh yeah, we review a candy bar too. I forget what it's called but it's like a bougie version of a Twix and you should check it out. Listen to the podcast.

Adam starts off ripping into people that believe in horoscopes and I'd like to say something along the lines of "Adam is really mean for giving these people such a hard time." but honestly I'm with him, horoscopes are real nutty and so are the people that believe in them.

We just recorded a sick Patreon cast about the "Men in Black" which had something to do with aliens and the blues brothers. You should check it out at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop.

Some real low energy tricksters have been leaving voicemails saying that Adam's impressions are better than mine and I'm less than impressed that these keyboard warrior beta-cuck losers are doing so anonymously. I doubt they even listen to the show and they're lucky I even played that shit here. If you'd like to defend my honor leave a voicemail at 256-607-3197.

I'm watching "The Meg" while I'm typing this and I gotta say that I really like Jason Statham. I know that's probably not a boiling hot take but I just saw "Snatch" and "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" and they're both really good. IDK man Jason Statham just seems like a really capable guy and he has a cool accent and whatnot. I'm usually not behind on good ass movies but I missed those two. Is "Crank" good? I haven't seen that one.

Do you guys think Jeff Ep was into human sacrifices and shit? It seems like if you're running child prostitution rings for world leaders and shit you might be into other weird shit. Who fuckin knows.

Goddamn Adam is annoying when he tries to do voices. Honestly, you can just skip past the Jeffrey Epstein shit Adam ruined it.

I guess the tattooed greasy-haired chick in "The Meg" is pretty hot.

Monarchies are fucking stupid and gay as fuck.

Back to the big shark movie, the handsome middle eastern looking actor looks really familiar to me but I can't figure it out. He seems good but Jason Statham is my favorite guy so far. Damn, he is literally in the water with the fuckin shark. Nothing but a snorkel and a spear gun.

Ok, Adam's explaining how snapchat works.

Oh yeah, it's a Hershey's something something cookie crunch. It's a nice treat.

Damn "There's always a bigger fish" lol.

Man Joe Biden is fuckin crackin me up. I think there have been more clips like these that have come out since this recording as well. Joe's killing it.

Damn me and Adam watch the Chuck Berry sex tape and he farts in the middle of pissing in a hooker's mouth. What else can I say?

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