We hear about an unexplored side of Splatoon from our resident kid and squid, Randy. D.J. alternates between angsty PNW teen and angsty Tokyo teen assassin. Paul refuses to set foot in a casino, but maybe a Witcher slot machine would change his mind.

Episode Timeline

00:00 - Intro03:22 - Bloodstained continues11:35 - Puzzle and Dragons, abridged12:10 - Splatoon35:48 - The Witcher III43:30 - Life Is Strange episode 350:25 - Spelunky51:35 - Short Peace/Ranko Tsukigime's Longest Day63:15 - Slot machines for the TRUE GAMMER74:15 - Outro