We ask the Crystal Ball of Gaming (totally real) to grant us our E3 wishes, like a release date for The Last Guardian (no), a new F-ZERO (no) or for Geoff Keighley to experience human emotion (no). Instead of playing that other game, D.J. builds a boat.

Episode Timeline

00:00 - Intro04:23 - Still Bloodstained10:30 - The Witcher III25:52 - Not Final Fantasy XIV29:04 - Xenosaga Episode III37:38 - Splatoon & Puzzle Dragons42:50 - You Must Build a Boat51:00 - Pre-backlog update57:40 - The crystal ball of gaming predicts: E3!70:25 - DAREDEVIL73:05 - Outro