Join us as we answer 2017's most burning questions: What is it like owning a dragon-cat-dog-bird-thing? How not-terrible is Watch Dogs 2? Is Paul stuck in an Animal Crossing time loop? What's your social security number? Also, D.J. attends a stage play.

Episode Timeline

00:00 - Intro 01:17 - Final Fantasy XIV: A Stage Reborn 05:35 - Mass Effect Andromeda 14:06 - Nintendo Switch 18:05 - The Last Guardian 34:11 - Animal Crossing: New Leaf 49:26 - Watch Dogs 2 62:15 - Replica 68:35 - Outro