VHSaturday

This week Henry and Allison both celebrate their birthdays. What do you get a girl who collects obscure VHS tapes for her birthday? Well, an obscure movie named Alison's Birthday that never saw a release outside of VHS!The Australian Film Industry decides to throw their hat into the ring of demonic possession horror craze of the 1970's. A girl goes home to celebrate her 19th birthday only to be dragged into the middle of a satanic cult.

Happy Mother's Day! Let's go back to a time when John Stamos was more famous than George Clooney -- 1992. An extremely drunk Diane Salinger stars in this wannabe "family film" about a manic-depressive mom amidst a mid-life crisis. A bottle of Magic Bubbles grants her wish to forget her age, and what happens next leads us to have our longest discussion yet.Starring: Diane Salinger (Peewee's Big Adventure), Wallace Shawn (The Princess Bride), George Clooney (Oceans Eleven)

After last week's slog, Henry and Allison are delighted to discuss this high-action Roger Corman flick about an undercover DEA agent smuggling cocaine for corrupt politicians in Argentina. Drugs, guns, explosions, car chases, what more could you ask for? Well... some people might just be in it for the #nippletorture.Starring: John Schneider (The Dukes of Hazzard), Kathryn Witt (Philadelphia)

Charles Band made a Science Fiction film...about World War 2? We did Nazi that coming. Empire strikes out in this sluggish action attempt. Tim Thomerson and a handful of others from Empire's Trancers star in this flick that shows, somethings are obscure for a reason.Starring:Tim Thomerson, Timothy Van Patten, Art LaFleur, Biff Manard, William Paulson

Happy 420 Eve, and what better way to celebrate than to get stoned and watch the Super Smash Bros of Anti-Drug PSAs. George Bush, Disney, Dic, Hanna-Barbera and Warner Brothers (and more!) all come together in this 30 minute ride. Sit down, Strap in, Toke up and zone out - this is Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue.

Alright Buttercreamers, this is official Buttercream Business! What happens when your close friend moves to the big city (Chicago) and comes back a changed person? Why is this kid from Utah suddenly dressed like a Cholo? Why did he develop a Brooklyn accent after moving to Chicago? Why is there a noose on the cover of the VHS tape?All these questions and more as we dissect this Feature Films for Families original movie.Starring: Jason Johnson, Michael D. Weatherred, Brandon Blaser, Jason Glenn

Somehow neither of us have heard of the 4th best selling author of all time, any of her nearly 200 books, or any of the 19 made-for-TV film adaptations they inspired. We know what you’re thinking based off the title, because so were we… but trust us, it’s nothing like you expect.Starring: Patrick Duffy (Step by Step), Kate Mulgrew (Star Trek: Voyager), Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman), Matthew Lawrence (Boy Meets World), Jenny Lewis (The Wizard), and Ben Affleck (Everything)

This episode is Super Sized with a double stack of tapes made by, and sent to us by fans! "Hollywood Home Video" by Van Jazmin (www.vanjazmin.com) is a compilation of home video clips following members of the queer & trap house community in Los Angeles. "McMurderer" by Janice Click (www.janice.click) is a cracked-out home horror film about the murder of McClown and his son's quest to revive him.

Grab your spandex and legwarmers, but don't forget your Metamucil - we're going after the Dancin' Grannies. Not one to do only a single set, we had to do two reps and get The Beginners tape and the Higher Intensity one. This isn't Sweatin' to the Oldies, this is oldies sweating. Are you ready? Here we go

Platypus Productions strikes again, with a made for TV movie starring Shelley Duvall, Elliot Gould, Scott Grimes, and to a lesser extent Elizabeth Berkley in her first acting role. A 600 year old talking frog helps a young nerd gain confidence and accept who you are. or something. He's Italian and sings Dean Martin a lot.