Randy finds himself on yet another remote island in Mutazione, although this one harbors a terrible, overly processed secret. Meanwhile, D.J. spends 3,000,000 days playing Paradise Killer but all he has to show for it is a weird bag of crystals.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/FFXIV

(15:32) - Guardians of the Galaxy

(24:04) - Mutazione

(41:24) - Paradise Killer

(1:04:24) - Outro

Finally, some good Marvel Content as Randy signs on with the Guardians of the Galaxy. Also: Deciphering Tunic, underachieving in Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage, and an important Kirby update.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro

(12:34) - Kirby and the Forgotten Cafe

(18:44) - Tunic

(38:53) - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage

(51:50) - Guardians of the Galaxy

(1:14:12) - Outro

D.J. shows off his prowess at repairing whimsical power plants in Even the Ocean, while Randy gets mouthful in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. Also: An important Pokémon question, and Dragalia Lost's surprise ending.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/The Batman

(12:00) - Dragalia Lost

(21:33) - Even the Ocean

(39:47) - Kirby and the Forgotten Land

(1:05:18) - Outro

Randy spends time away from life on the Puzzle & Dragons competitive circuit to clean up some strange planets in The Gunk. Meanwhile, D.J. gets shot with one million fireballs in Chocobo GP.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Puzzle & Dragons

(19:09) - Chocobo GP

(42.46) - The Gunk

(1:03:27) - Outro

D.J. tries to get to the bottom of this whole "killing Chaos" business in Strangers in a Paradise: The Final Fantasy Origin. Meanwhile, Randy takes in some of the local tales in Welcome to Elk. Also: Mario Party.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/St. Patrick's Day

(7:55) - Mario Party exists

(12:55) - Welcome to Elk

(32:03) - Stranger from the Paradise: Origin of Final Fantasy

(58:49) - Outro

Randy and D.J. show off their prowess at sailing a whimsical ocean-boat in Far: Changing Tides, then get mouthful in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. Also: How to properly celebrate Mario, and chasing down Gabe Newell.

(0:00) - Intro/Wii U apocalypse

(08:46) - Steam Deck apocalypse

(16:54) - Mario Day

(27:33) - Far: Changing Tides

(48:16) - Kirby and the Forgotten Land

(1:06:19) - Outro

After 100%-ing Elden Ring offscreen, Randy and D.J. set their sights on new challenges, including Horizon: Zero Dawn and Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Elden Ring minute

(8:42) - A new Xbox

(23:23) - Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster

(49:52) - Horizon: Zero Dawn

(1:11:09) - Outro

D.J. tries to make sense of the many strange happenings in Eastward. Meanwhile, Randy finds himself embroiled in the pigs-vs.-ravens class war in White Shadows. Also, Pokémon.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Pokémon Minute

(14:35) - Eastward

(33:29) - White Shadows

(49:58) - Outro

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Pokémon Minute

(13:02) - Vampire Survivors

(37:04) - Monark

(55:46) - Sliding Seas

(1:03:01) - Outro

Randy finds himself marooned in the terrifying world of Pokémon Legends: Arceus. Meanwhile, D.J. teaches himself how to throw a Boomerang… X. Also, 24th century travel tips.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Immediately Pokemon Arceus

(48:02) - Boomerang X

(1:08:18) - Outro