Video Negative Podcast

Back to business for us as we get down and dirty in the afterbirth of one of the 90s' most infamous films, it's 1994's bun-in-the-oven bungle JUNIOR!

Why does a film about a pregnant Arnie take itself so seriously? How did they forget to write any actual jokes? Is that resort for pregnant actually a sanitarium for the unwanted. Plus, just how woke does the Governator get in this film?

Don't miss it!

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We're kicking off 2017 with the film you voted as the worst

of 2016 - the "nadir of big budget blockbusters" - it's the comically

crap-tacular Suicide Squad!

Discussed within: dire plotting, paper thin characters,

small stakes and a watered down, content-free cash grab devised by marketing

suits and Yes men. We also talk Jared Leto's insufferable career, the Squad's

WhatsApp group, and this nu-metal Joker's favourite bands and films. Plenty of

#SquadGoals in this one, don't miss it!

It's that time again! Video Negative return to fill your

sacks with plenty of Christmas cheer! Unwrapped and re-gifted this year is

1997's unnecessary Home Alone 3!

Featured on this episode: the logistics of getting your

"thing" trapped by toilet seats, comparisons to an infamous 70s

exploitation flick, the worst police force and FBI in cinema history and the

results of the Worst Film of 2016 poll are finally revealed! Great fun for all

the family, so roll a joint, sit back and get festive!

The Vid Neg crew take a trip to New Jersey to review Kevin

Smith's horrendously undercooked sophomore slump Mallrats. Open for business on

this episode are rampant, wildly dated misogyny, some of the most uninventive

filmmaking we've seen on the show and silly, scatological jokes out the wazoo.

Also: the most crowbarred-in (not to mention whitest)

Hamilton reference you'll ever hear, how much Tim loved this film as a kid (to

the point of copying Jay and Silent Bob) and Ol and Dan wax lyrical over their

hatred of Kevin Smith himself!

And don't forget to cast your vote for our Worst of 2016

episode, not long til the polls close, so be sure to make your voice heard

here: http://www.poll-maker.com/poll869740xBa9C482D-36

*Warning: the following episode contains Bruce Willis penis discussion. You have been warned.*

Our boy Bruce returns for his fourth appearance on the show, as we get under the sheets with his batshit insane erotic thriller Color of Night. Co-starring Sexy's Jane March, we discuss the world's most untrustworthy therapists, a script written by someone with no understanding of mental illness, the pointless colour-blindness of our leading man, and what film of the Willy man's oeuvre best describes his dangling member.

Plus, a VNPeep challenges us to get in 10 penis jokes over the course of the episode. Do we succeed? Listen and find out!

PPS: The voting is still open for our Worst of 2016 episode! Be sure to hit up the link here and make your voice heard: www.poll-maker.com/results869740x0648024c-36#tab-2

"It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to their 275th

jump scare". The deadliest coven on the internet reconvene for their

Halloween special, a review of 1998's Halloween H20! (Is that description great

for the old SEO or what?).

We talk inappropriate reactions to PTSD, the Michael/Mike

Myers conundrum, L(adies) L(ove) Cool J(ames)'s incredible erotic literature

and Tim theories whether the Haddonfield slasher is actually a reincarnated

cat. Plus, Myers takes a hellacious 50 foot spill off a church balcony through

a table, complete with commentary from good old Jim Ross himself. No tricks,

just treats on our scarily good Halloween episode!

Plus, we're getting an early start on our end-of-year Worst

Film of 2016 episode! Like last year, we're putting it to you, the VNPeeps, to

decide which film we'll look at as our final episode of the year. Go here to

vote for the film you want us to review: https://pollev.com/bravefu405?_ga=1.96843743.1598436545.1477938081

Great Directors, Bad Films season 2 ends with a dino-sized

bumper episode, it's Steven Spielberg's The Lost World: Jurassic Park! 

Is this

so-called "decent classic" as good as you remember? Probably not, as

the gang get to grips with disappearing characters, Jeff Goldblum's non-heroic

starring role, the most laissez-faire reaction to a T-Rex rampage ever and how

John Hammond is the real villain of the film.

Plus things get sexy with a fan-submitted story that dulled

some senses and heightened others. Plenty to sink your teeth into on this en-raptor-ing

episode. Don't miss out!

Unhappy hour continues and all the misanthropes drink for

free, it's part two of our Great Directors, Bad Films trilogy! We're looking at

Tim's pick, the no-budget, shot-in-six-days shitshow, Highball, directed by

Noah Baumbach.

The recipe for this instalment? It's simple - a splash of

terrible characters, a dash of awful camerawork, two shots of shitty

storytelling and a jigger of the most painfully unfunny screenwriting this side

of North. Don't forget to give it a cyanide-salt rim if everything gets too

much for you.

You don't want to miss this one! Woeful depictions of mental

health, wannabe-Richard Linklater dialogue, terrible 90s gay panic jokes and

one member of the show gets very angry indeed. The strongest of strong language

in this one, you've been warned!

Great Directors, Bad Films 2 kicks off with one of the 90s

most infamous flops: John Frankenheimer's The Island of Dr. Moreau. A tale of

deceit, hubris, and weird looking humanoids (and that's just the troubled

production), the gang get to grips with Marlon Brando's enormous ego, as well

as his vast waistline, Val Kilmer's prima donna demands, and the titular Dr.

Moreau's choice wardrobe decisions. Plenty of insane behind the scenes stuff in

this one, don't miss out!

Perhaps time has mellowed them, or they're just feeling

sorry for the shell of a man Hulk Hogan has become but when the Vid Neg crew

take on the Hulkster's infamous 1991 comedy Suburban Commando, they don't have

much to get angry about.

Rest assured though, we still take aim at the terrible Star

Wars/Back to the Future references the film's obsessed with, Hogan's one-note

wooden acting and the slack plotting that's just all over the place. Plus, The

Hulk Hogan True or False Quiz returns to put Dan's knowledge of Sir Hulk of

Hogan to the test, touching on voiceover work, penis length and much more.

Plenty of strutting and promo cutting in this one, don't miss it!