What happened this week?
The Nobel Committee had a hissy fit over their 2025 Peace Prize recipient's gesture to Trump. A French Journalist, of Arab descent, infiltrated antisemitic hate groups on the political left. And the Vice-President and Second Lady announced that they are expecting their fourth child.
The Trump administration began working towards deporting Mahmoud Khalil. An armed protester was killed during a clash with Border Patrol in Minnesota. And Tim Walz compared immigration enforcement to the tragic "children's story" of Anne Frank.
Kanye West took out a full-page ad to apologize for his manic antisemitism. The body of the final hamas hostage was returned to Israel, marking the first time since 2014 that no hostages are being held in gaza. And Trump dispatched a fleet to the Middle East, as Iran massacres protesters.
Winter Storm Fern caused chaos across multiple States. France took a major step towards implementing a social media ban for minors under 15 years old. And the FDA moved to make more drugs available over-the-counter.
After a year of zero progress being made, the federal government finally moved to take over the wildfire-rebuilt in LA. A major outbreak of measles hit South Carolina. And a nurse was fired in Virgina for making videos, inciting healthcare workers to inject ICE officers against their will with "whatever".
A labor and delivery nurse in Florida lost her license to practice after expressing her desire for the White House Press Secretary to be seriously injured during childbirth. Border Patrol confirmed that the two agent involved in the Pretti shooting are temporarily on leave during the investigation. And the United States remember the Challenger on the 40th anniversary of its explosion.
1000 "disadvantaged" companies, that had been awarded $5 billion in no-bid government contracts, were banned from the program for refusing to turn over documentation to show that they had actually done the work. Winter Storm Fern took the lives of 3 brothers under the age of 10 in Texas, after they fell through the ice. And the man who sprayed Ilhan Omar with apple cider vinegar was charged with assault.
A pizza parlor employee tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail. The boomer who distracted police with false claims that he was the assassin after Charlie Kirk was shot was sentenced to prison. And the Border Czar arrived in Minnesota to restore law and order.
A breakthrough treatment for pancreatic cancer was announced in Spain. Don Lemon was arrested for taking part in the illegal invasion of Cities Church. And the 2000-year old Pilgrim Road in Jerusalem was opened to the public by the City of David.
Localized pockets of public schools and small buissnesses shut down to virtue signal their opposition to ICE. ICE slapped a detainer on an illegal immigrant from Egypt who r*ped a 16-year old girl in her own bed in Nashville a few weeks ago. And the first detransitioner lawsuit ended with a $2 million dollar success, as jurors held a psychologist and a surgeon liable for the permanent damage that they did to a minor!
THAT'S what happened this week!!
