Vile and Horrendous

Vile and Horrendous

By Joe DeRosa

Comedian Joe DeRosa pulls up a chair to do what he does best: piss and moan. Tune in for an outpouring of personal grievances, rants on stupidity, attacks on pop culture, and everything else infuriati... more

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  1. Number 1: Complaining Is All I Have Left | Joe DeRosa Vile and Horrendous

    SPONSORS: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. First, a massive thank you to you all, both the Netflix special and Tires Season 3 hit in the same week, and the response to both has been genuinely overwhelming. I mean that. Now let's get into it. PSA this week features a 47-year-old woman in a bikini eating dinosaur nuggets for dinner, and I mean this sincerely, she is doing it right. This is also exactly what I was talking about with Madonna. There is a difference between not wanting to grow up and embarrassing yourself trying to look 22. Case in point: Stacey Q, same age as Madonna, performing Two of Hearts with grace and elegance. That is the goal. We'll put a bow on the Madonna thing there. Then we debut a brand new segment: "Life Lesson". Things I've realized as I turned 49 that I wish somebody had told me. Why old people complain so much. Why your friends from your hometown will never visit you, ever, no matter what they say. Why nothing can keep you in a good mood and Patton Oswalt can confirm. Why everything you own is completely worthless to a thief. Why the Happy Birthday song is genuinely one of the most unsettling things that can happen to a person. And why substance abuse, contrary to popular belief, does not taper off with age. It intensifies. And we close with a What A World headline about a man in Texas who threatened the governor's office over losing access to his anime website. What a world! Vile & Horrendous Ep. 16 https://www.joederosa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - PSA: Body By Dino Nuggets 00:07:12 - More On Madonna 00:11:58 - Life Lesson: What I've Learned at 49 00:19:38 - Your Stuff Isn't Worth Stealing Anymore 00:22:51 - Every Boss You Hated Was Right 00:24:46 - The Happy Birthday Song Is Unbearable 00:30:12 - WHATTA WORLD: I WANT MY ANIME 00:36:00 - Plugs 00:37:56 - White Wimenz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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  2. Number 2: Airline Workers Are Saints, Their Bosses Are Rats | Joe DeRosa Vile and Horrendous

    SPONSORS: New DraftKings customers, sign up with code VILE spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. That's code VILE. In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. We open with a PSA from a woman who is very proud of herself for farting in her own apartment. I have thoughts on that. Mainly: raise the bar. Then Flight Log, and it's a heavy one. Frontier lost $137 million last year and is returning planes, plus I'm not buying the 23 new routes as a silver lining. Then I flew Delta first class on a work stipend and got an ancient plane with no Wi-Fi, no screens, and no outlets. And United is now quietly boarding first class in Group 1 alongside coach passengers, which I will explain is the beginning of the end. First class is going away. All of it, the legroom, the drinks, the early boarding...all quietly phased out until the name is all that's left and you're paying a premium for absolutely nothing. They don't want you to leave the house. I keep saying it. From there, We Salute You makes an unexpected appearance inside Flight Log. The airline CEOs are rats! But the employees? The flight attendants, the gate agents, the baggage handlers, the phone support people? Soldiers. Saints. They are the first line of defense between the airline's horrid policies and every irate traveler with justified rage and nowhere to direct it. I've taken my frustrations out on these people before and I'm embarrassed about it. Be nice to them. Most of the time. We close with some Pig Talk stories and I give my verdict on those. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 17 https://www.joederosa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/ Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY RESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. $50 in rewards issued every 7 days via click to claim for 21 days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:39 - PSA: Living Alone With Farts 00:04:10 - Flight Log: Frontier's Slow Demise Continues 00:08:27 - Delta's Mystery No-Frills Planes 00:14:12 - United Is Quietly Killing First Class 00:20:39 - We Salute You: Airline Employees 00:29:20 - Pig Talk: Drunk Dad Jenga 00:31:02 - Pig Talk: The Urinal Weirdo 00:32:32 - Pig Talk: My Best Friend's Mom 00:36:22 - Wrap Up & New Tour Dates 00:37:39 - White Wimenz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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  3. Number 3: Obsession Is A Movie About A Total Loser | Joe DeRosa Vile and Horrendous

    SPONSORS: Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/vile50off and use code vile50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026. Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. We open with a PSA from a woman who jumped straight out of the shower to deliver the worst advice I've ever heard, that your loved ones will never support you until you're already successful. I want to know who hurt her. From there, I finally saw Obsession, the indie horror everyone's been obsessed with and I have thoughts. It's a movie about a total pussy with no game who makes a wish that immediately blows up in his face, and it is genuinely one of the most disturbing, beautifully crafted things I've seen in years. Director Curry Barker made something with more depth and technique than the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe combined, for well under a million dollars. Go watch it. Then it's unboxing time. Three packages. Deep Red, Dario Argento's ultimate giallo film, which I am embarrassed to admit I have never seen. 12 Angry Men on Criterion Blu-ray, one of the greatest films ever made and probably the most riveting thing ever shot in a single room. And a 30th anniversary vinyl of Ultra's Big Time, number 19 out of 100, Kool Keith, Tim Dog, and the man who told Compton to go fuck itself. Flight Log returns and it's ugly. Frontier is quietly disappearing, and I can prove it. I just paid $900 round trip to sit in a filthy, screenless, non-reclining exit row seat with garbage in the pocket and a miserably depressed flight attendant holding what appeared to be a safety manual chewed by a dog. I have photos. And they threatened to take people off the plane over carry-on bags. We'll get into all of it. We then close with a Pig Talk submission I cannot and will not read. VET THE GODDAMN EMAILS P*SSYHOUNDS! Vile & Horrendous Ep. 15 https://www.joederosa.com/⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:05 - PSA: Best Advice Ever 00:03:48 - DeView: Obsession 00:07:12 - Unboxing Some Cool Movies 00:16:18 - Unboxing Some Vinyl 00:20:23 - Flight Log: Bye Bye Frontier Airlines 00:28:45 - The Dismal State Of An Expensive Flight 00:37:24 - White Wimenz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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  4. Number 4: You Can't Rage Against The Flock Cameras Part Time | Joe DeRosa Vile and Horrendous

    SPONSORS: New DraftKings customers, sign up with code VILE spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. We open with a woman urging you to pee on your cash to reclaim your power. I have notes. Big announcement up front, the people have apparently spoken and Smut Dog has won. The cocksucker/dick sucker era is behind us. On camera, on the record, legally binding. More on Morons is back with two things I cannot take anymore. First: talking through a yawn. Not stopping to yawn and saying excuse me. Talking. Through. It. This is a power move disguised as a bodily function and I will not tolerate it. Second: walking up to someone on the phone and just starting to talk without an excuse me. Adults do this. Kids do this while their parents watch and then perform a cute moment for the caller. Both groups deserve consequences. Then a You're Wrong on flock cameras. I want to be crystal clear: I hate flock cameras. But I find it deeply interesting that a lot of the people in the highest panic about them are the same people whipping their phones out to record a neighbor's misdoings at any given second. You can't rage against the machine while occasionally utilizing it. That's the whole segment. What A World covers a coincidentally timed Tropical Storm named Dolly, with geography lesson I was not prepared for, and a Seinfeld bit about fire trucks that I've been sitting on for years. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 18 https://www.joederosa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/ Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY RESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. $50 in rewards issued every 7 days via click to claim for 21 days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:52 - PSA: Pee On Your Money 00:02:43 - Welcome The Smut Dawg 00:07:50 - More on Morons: Talking Through Your Yawn 00:12:02 - Word From Our Sponsors 00:13:41 - People Who Interrupt A Phone Call 00:20:57 - You're Wrong: Flock Cameras 00:27:26 - Whatta World: Hurricane Dolly 00:29:30 - Workshopping A Seinfeld Bit 00:33:19 - White Wimenz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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  5. Number 5: Texas Hold'em Ruined Poker | Joe DeRosa, Vile and Horrendous

    SPONSORS: -New DraftKings customers, sign up with code VILE spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. We open with a PSA from a motivational leader who informed his team that there are three U's in shut the fuck up. I don't fully understand it but I support it and I want it on a t-shirt. From there, I need to address my avocado salad. I posted it on Instagram, just a nice refreshing lunch, a little slow motion, very innocent, and the comments were a war crime. I'm going to read them to you and respond to each person individually. "Looks like hobo shit" is the one that really got me. Then You're Wrong, and today's theme is: one sliver of a thing taking over the entire thing. Two examples. First, poker — specifically the fact that nobody on this earth will play any version of poker other than Texas Hold'em, and it's all Celebrity Poker Showdown on Bravo's fault. I want five card draw back. I want seven card stud back. And while we're at it, I want a craps show. Second, overly acidic coffee. Every independent coffee shop in America is now serving something that tastes like it came out of a xenomorph. I have been forced to go to Starbucks. This is who we are now. Then Flight Log, and it's a big one. I was looking up Austin to New York flights and the prices are genuinely obscene. But more importantly, I found out why your carry-on isn't fitting on the plane anymore. It turns out an obscene amount of the belly hold space on commercial passenger flights in 2026 is being used for cargo, not your bags. On one Delta flight, cargo revenue was $254,000, almost 40% of the total revenue for that flight. The passengers are officially the loss leaders. We are being phased out. I keep telling you. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 19 Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY RESET. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. 21+. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. $50 in rewards issued every 7 days via click to claim for 21 days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer . Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:53 - PSA: There Are Three You's In Shut Up 00:02:19 - The Avocado Salad Massacre 00:10:31 - You're Wrong: Texas Hold'em Ate Poker 00:25:04 - Flight Log: An Arm & Leg To Fly To New York 00:30:30 - Passengers Are The Loss Leader 00:36:45 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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