Vince Offer wasn't just the "ShamWow Guy" — he was a one-man infomercial hurricane. Before the headset mic, the snappy one-liners, and the industrial-grade sponge towel that could apparently soak up a small lake, Vince was a struggling comedian hustling for a break. What he found instead was a bizarre, winding path through lawsuits, cult documentaries, midnight TV fame, and the kind of late-2000s tabloids that would've eaten anyone else alive.