Edwin from Gravely Unusual/Conquest Books joins us again for what has to be the most ridiculous footage we have yet to watch on this entertainment program. The Troma film Poultrygeist contains things never before imagined by your normally unshakeable co-hosts (besides the often shakeable Michael).  Brought to you by Conquest Books.

Edwin from Gravely Unusual/Conquest Books joins us as we view an entire season's worth of violence from the appropriately named Canadien series Slasher: Guilty Party. What appears to be Snake Eyes in a parka commits a plethora of murders in the wintery woods.

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The 1981 Cannon film Enter the Ninja is featured this week. Gaze upon a plethora of bad guys being sloppily killed by Franco Nero with a variety of ninja weaponry and likely the only time an action movie has used the sad horn sound.  Brought to you by Conquest Books.

The stuntperson's wet dream that is 1989's Action USA is covered this time. Bodies (often aflame) falling from things, massive explosions that don't make sense, and a smattering of unfortunate 80s macho misogyny assault our eyeballs this week.

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2008's the Machine Girl rains blood upon our eyes and wrecks our ears with non-stop yelling in this week's viewing. The word "ridiculous" doesn't even begin to describe what we've witnessed here. Tempura human arm, anyone?  Brought to you by Conquest Books.

Released in 1980, Shogun Assassin (culled together from two 1972 Lone Wolf and Cub movies) is this week's pick. Blood erupts from sword wounds and body parts are easily hacked off, often accompanied by a synth soundtrack.

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Bloody scenes from the French 2003 slasher flick High Tension are viewed this week. We see murder via ax, concrete saw, and quite possibly the only occasion a bookcase is used to decapitate someone. Brought to you by Conquest Books.

Immensely illogical scenes are witnessed from the 1985 Cannon Film Invasion USA featuring an unbeatable, Canadian tuxedo-wearing Chuck Norris. Asses are kicked, Christmases are ruined, explosions are exploded, and balls are shot! Brought to you by Conquest Books.

Gloriously brutal scenes from 2017's American Guinea Pig: the Song of Solomon are viewed this week. You know it's good when Mike has to close his eyes for part of it. As of this post, you can find the full movie on Tubi.

1987's Hard Ticket to Hawaii is viewed this week. Logic is abandoned completely as we witness violence via bazookas, blow-up dolls, and razor blade frisbees! Fist pump! As of this post, you can find the full movie on YouTube.