Virgo – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Virgo your natural state of being is on-point and on-mission.  Of all the stoner star signs, possibly you know best that manifestation only occurs with action.  December will be a comfortable period as universal influence coincides with your stoner directives. Those words may seem sweet like the sticky icky, but a lot can pass … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Virgo the clouds of Fall have fully set in.  Not just within the terrestrial climate, but within astrological realms as well.  Not doom and gloom, but more like a boring haze. But there is a bright side within this dense and dull period.  The stoner Virgo is naturally built for this mundane drudgery. What … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Virgo, hi-ho hi-ho, it’s off to work we go.  Is that the mantra that keeps you safe, happy, and pushing progress?  In October there will be an opportunity to squeeze more out of life than tangible project manifestation. With the season of Libra, celestial influence brings balance and opportunity for the stoner Virgin. Sure … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Virgo the month of August will be similar to that time you hit the pipe, or joint, one time too many in one session.  Crashing waves of stoned paranoia followed by troughs of paralyzing deep contemplative thoughts all leaving you beached on an island within yourself.   We’ve all been there, my logical Virgin.  The … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope August →

Stoner Virgo, your Zodiac peers often look enviously to your example:  An easy breezy, go-with-the-flow kind of stride that keeps everyone wondering, “How DO they do it?”  As nice as it is to recite mantras like, ‘keep calm and puff on’ or ‘light up and let go’, you know the truth stoner Virgo: It takes … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope July →

Stoner Virgo, get ready for an intriguing June.  Mercury and Saturn are in retrograde this month, and the effects could be more dramatic for the hard working Virgin. You must find your inner chill stoner Virgo.  Seek out an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain to utilize as your daily driver for the month.  Wedding Cake … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope June →

Stoner Virgo, you are the kind hearted organized ally of the stoner Zodiac.  So much of your terrestrial mission is in service to others, particularly your close cannabis companions within the smoke circle.  The month of May brings with it an uncomfortable selfish breeze from the universe.  But don’t fret my analytical Virgin, the selfish … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope May →

Cosmic vibes in April favor the natural traits of the stoner Virgo.  Ah yes my helpful Virgin, it will be nice to have a cosmic breeze at your back while you traverse the terrestrial plane.  But this warm influence will amplify all of your stonerific qualities, maybe even the ones that can cause friction with … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope April →

Stoner Virgo the transition to Spring will find a wonderfully positive influence from our grand celestial bodies.  The particular positive push from the universe will combine well with your natural stoner tendencies and traits.  Compounding this positive combination will be the impact felt in both the personal and work spheres. Alright my practical stoner Virgin, … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope March →

Stoner Virgo can you direct change within a consistent routine?  Can you build a house within a home?  The February time period will flow naturally toward your stoner strengths:  Consistency, Diligence, and Heart.  Keep the stash jar loaded stoner Virgo.  This month is full of complex puzzles you are sure to enjoy, especially with your … Continue reading Virgo Stoner Horoscope February →