Virtual Hotdog Show (V.H.S)

Remember when you were told, "ya cant make money off of video games!" Well...guess what? We haven't. Whatever Mom!

They say, "it's never too late to chase your dreams."

Yola! Grind and get that "bread"!

MOST of us have a zombie or post-apocalyptic idea or plan even. Well, we dive into and talk about morals, and heaven. Yet again precious makes an appearance is just too pure for the world?

Dillon hopes family is strong enough to save him survive a zombie apocalypse, Dillon channels his William smith in Yo soy legend on the twins

Lance uses his husband as bargaining chip

Levi is ever the Good Samaritan, will be called to deal with zombie, maybe unalive b/c zombies?

Tennessee isn’t going to heaven according to nonreligious Levi and Dillon thinks Tenn is a sociopath.

Bruh, can it be? All four of us are here, giving you content?

Someone check the astronomy charts, the stars have aligned.

Ohhh that said,

We finally talk about our paranormal headlines.

From alien-goblins, to pre-Roswell crash landings, to Chernobyl Black-bird and heifer mutilations.

It's another odd episode, but hey this show is anything but normal, right?

Get bread, exercise, and get them hrs. of sleep in!

We are coming up on a year podcasting, not bad for our first draft...(like, follow, subscribe) insert American psycho meme those are rookie numbers...

Levi goes viral but does not know how to advertise...worst RedBull girl audition tape I've seen.

Lance is a tribalist

Tenn is a humanist yet doesn't believe in it.

We touch on chaos theory; Dr. Malcom from Jurassic Park eat your heart out. Lance is a practitioner.

Have you ever believed in something so freaking hard, just to research it and think "Damn, this ain't real." insert sad face.

Dillon falls victim to knowledge, and believes stoning is real.

Levi has a saucy (see that, that here pun) encounter with some alien babes? dudes? he doesn't clarify but admits best coitus ever.

Tenn believes in angels, thinks evil corpo's are akin to the devil, all while using there products...smh.

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Kick ass, take names, get that bread.

We miss our dear friend Levi and have Skynet replace him with a much more handsome version of himself. some would say a twin.

Sit down, get some water... (b/c all other drinks are just not that good for your overall health...look it up, its true), and let's chat of what fantasy you'd like as a reality.

As we get older do we become more stylish or lazier.

Tenn says F$% crocs, will wear button ups and is immodest.

Lance agrees but can't wear hats, something about a malformed head? really a gay with no fashion taste?

Dillon dresses like he wants to stay a 20-year-old, also inherits the same anti-hat genes as lance.

We did say aliens for last episode but we wanted to make sure we had our cop buddy on too!

In the great words of Mase "Breathe, stretch, shake, let it go." have a hotdog of a week. whatever that means, think positive.

Ya know what I miss? them old discmans. The one's that don't fit in your pockets unless your wearing ultra baggy jeans.

Levi & Dillon say "nah bruvs we no likey legacy technology. keep that out." verbatim they say that. That's weird right?

Lance says CRT is the future of our monitors and A.I. will take over actors' jobs, the proceeds to morse code beep.

Tenn talks about VPN, and with Dillon agrees google is Super Big Brother-ing the heck out of us...prompts aluminum.

Also, we find a list of top 10 scary movies, 80% we've never seen or heard of...

Levi is stunned and offended. just stays off camera the whole time, like a snowflake. Safe travels.

Dillon raises his left side eyebrow when a dog doctor says, do this but maybe not that.

Lance gives you a special discount on his new group when you join at lancegoesdarkandwitchybutnotbitchy.com

Tennessee dreams to be the first Mexican on Antarctica...don't fact check that.