Honestly. It's just embarrassing. Two grown adults that behave like that? They need to grow up. It's no way to lead a life. Shameful. Features special guest Dean Burnett.

After last week's episode 45 comes this week's episode 44. How many people noticed the error? One. How many will notice that I've written "Bum Penis" in the podcast description? Let's find out.

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Robin has a new job, Michael has a potential new job. This is probably the last ever Vitriola. But before you celebrate, listen to two arse-anuses discussing music and toot. It's mainly Michael's erotic fantasies but give it a listen anyway. You might win a CD!!!!

Fucking unlistenable.

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Listen to the great music of Graham Brice and Robin Allender being interrupted by two awful dicks. Please, please, please write to 6 Music and insist Robin and Michael get their own show. Do it now. Really get on their nerves until they say yes. The cunts.

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Robin and Michael discuss the music of Alan Moore and the books of Art Brut. They accidentally invent Wang Kissing and set fire to the sea. Which one will survive? Robin or Michael? OR YOU???

The 4th and last of our mini-podcasts is not so mini but it does feature Darren Hayman performing both sets at the two live Vitriola shows at the Bloomsbury Theatre in December 2015. Both sets are fantastic. Darren's latest album, Florence, is a huge Vitriola favourite and should be purchased immediately. I am currently in your house urinating in your cutlery drawer and no one ever reads these bits do they?

More horse shit from two idiots! You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky fool.

Knock knock! "Who's there?" Arseholes!

That's right, Robin and Michael are back to avoid talking about all the music they've been listening to during the past few weeks of their shit, shit lives. Suede, Hinds and The Cult all get reflected on but not before Michael tells how insane he was at Hansa Studios and Robin loses his mind over a Twitter idiot.

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