It's another heart-pounding episode of Roll The Balls Out, this time brought to you by Todd's Tapes, a great local business that apparently has a website but VandeKopple fails to mention what that website is during his "excellent" ad read, so we'll mention it here: toddstapes.com.

ANYHOO, other stuff happens on this episode beside an ad that doesn't tell you how to contact the vendor. There's the standard previous show highlights, an SC Food Service shoutout (yum), and our latest mystery guest - this time, a former SC student and soccer player who currently attends Calvin University. (This of course leads to more shade thrown at Hope by the incredibly erudite, insightful and handsome Calvin grads who graciously allow former Hope student Copeland to be on the show.) As usual, the conversation kind of goes off the rails - although, speaking of rails, our guest reveals that given their choice, their Winter Olympic sport would be luge, or maybe ski jumping, which are both awesome. The guest also gives what may go down in history as the single worst shout-out ever attempted, one so bad that it required Producer Marc to step in and make what may go down in history as the smoothest, most seamless cover-up edit ever attempted.

In other news, VK has decided to pick a fight with Producer Marc, and he's going to learn a hard lesson about getting on the bad side of the person who 1) controls the sound effects and 2) writes the episode descriptions.