Lisa & Dan MUST talk about the Khloe Kardashian, Jordyn Woods, Tristan Thompson cheating scandal or they'll be cancelled. Scheana Shay (Vanderpump Rules) is horny for d-list Australian reality d*ck, Justin Lacko. Also remember when Paris Hilton & Rob Mills dated, they do. Finally the tongue punch heard around the world, Pete Davidson & Kate Beckinsale making out is a topic that needs to be unpacked.

In this very special Oscars episode Lisa & Dan ask the question on everyone's minds, did Lady Gaga wear the same necklace as Ricki Lee Coulter? They breakdown THAT Shallow performance and discuss the high & lows of Hollywood's night of nights.

Lisa & Dan sat through the premiere of Dancing With The Stars and they have some THOUGHTS. They have to cover Meghan Trainor's thirsty press release and address a monumental paparazzi photo that still haunts them to this day. Lisa has also brought in a mystery bag and reveals its secrets!

Lisa & Dan discuss Kacey Musgraves winning Album of the Year as well as Shawn Mendes' arms at the Grammys, Justin Lacko's tone deaf response to Yvie Jones eating disorder speech, our very first Dina Lohan award and finally Chad Michael Murray being cast on Riverdale and what that means for our loins.

Lisa & Dan break down the first two weeks of Married at First Sight Australia and discuss who is insane and who they'd bang. Timothee Chalamet's latest flight story is broken down and they take a stab at recasting Real Housewives of Sydney after this week's news of cancellation.