Wes is on the podcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If for some odd reason you don't know Wes...

1) the dude is a straight genius

2) read number 1 again

3) best tennis player this side of the mississippi

4) read number 2 again

5) picture the guy every girl wants to date and every guy wants to be...bingo blamo that's wes

6) why are you still reading these

7) stance on cargos: "it's a no from me dawg - randy jackson" - wes (i know kind of a dealbreaker that one)

8) ate

9) eaten by 7

10) will reply 'ok" to any text ever

So yeah, that's how to describe a Wes in 10 bullets (2003).

11) he may or may not chase his shots with muscle milk...