Good day strangelings! I hope you're all wearing your wetsuits, because you're about to splash about in a river with us as we choose our way through another thrilling listener submitted tale. This story features an adorable young turtle and his turtle related endeavors. Will he find love? Will he get to bro down with other turtles?! WILL HE GET HIS LITTLE BEAK ON SOME WILTY LETTUCE?!? There's only one way to find out, so download this mother and dive in!