Calm yourselves Strangelings. We know you've all been wringing your hands for the longest week of your life...doing nothing but refreshing the page and cursing. Well, the wait is over! Part II of Oceans 3 is finally here!! Time to rejoin Garglock and the gang for the thrilling conclusion. Eggs. Diaper. Cry rags. Get them, and get. Ready.

Hewwo Swangewings. Are you ready for another Arthur Arthur jam? Download this thing to listen to Paul embody another child with an adult job getting into dangerous situations. Will Stephat and Megan be able to contain themselves and make good choices, or yet again disappoint everyone with their idiocy? Download this monster to find out!!

*JACK-O-LANTERN SOUNDS* Oooooh Strangelings! It's the peak of OctOBeR! Halloween is upon us!! Join Megan, Stephanie, and Paul for three spooky stories straight outta their effed up minds. Get you a bowl of spider mounds and eggs, and put on several layers of diapers, because you're in for an audio version of a haunted house! Download to freak out!

*waltzes in* Oh hi Strangelings...didn't see you there. Did you know it's time for....GARGOLOCH'S STORY? That's right....it's time for the third installment of the adventures of Pepperoni the Turtle and company. This time, Listen to Megan and Stephanie marvel as Paul blows all the remaining blood vessels out of his neck. Join us as we delve deeply into the river of Gargoloch's  history. Do it! It's FUN, ok?!

Get ready to blast off to that huge cheese orb strangling, because this week's story is all about living on the damn moon. Paul takes us through a choice filled future in which self important moon jerks brag about how boss hog living on the moon is. IT'S ALL MOON WITH THESE PEOPLE! Will Megan and Stephanie make irritating choices? Will they master the toe ropes? Can Paul let go of the tree thing?! DOWNLOAD TO FIND OUT!

Hey Gulls! Itchin' to get your strange on? Well, you're in luck, because there's a new demented tale from the bird filled rooms of Megan's mind. Listen as Stephanie and Paul weave their way through the fashionable world of the Gull Gals. Get your bloated french fries, Ice cream cone pieces, and boiled eggs ready, then cozy up in your nest and put this tale on FULL BLAST BABY!!!

G'day Strangelings! Crikey! There's a Strange Australian Path to be explored, I reckon.  Are you ready to go down under and kiss a bunch of kangaroos or whatever?! GOOD! Grab your chokkies and bikkies and snuggle up to the sound of our shrieking voices! *didgeridoo sounds*

Greetings from the riverside strangelings! Pepperoni the turtle is back for his second installment, but this time his children are in tow. Download to listen to Paul destroy his throat voicing Gargloch, and for some surprise character guests you might already be familiar with. Get your Wilty Lettuce and settle in for some strange happenings!

Strangelings! No one thought we'd be able to make it a whole year without being dragged off by that giant cane, but we did! Join us for our anniversary special! We all wrote screwed up tales for you to slog through, as well as special guest Stephen! Get ready for scarecrows, freakish wands, and nice hog boys with excellent fashion senses! Grab your bucket of boiled eggs and popcorn and download for a pretty good time!

Who wants to be a jerk and go down to the river?! Oh you do?! Well great, because Stephanie is taking Paul and Megan to an aLTeRnaTE tiMeLiNE written by ol' Arthur Arthur Montgomery. Get ready to be weighted down by detail Strangelings! Will the Strange Paths Podlings be able to survive the strain of this excruciating riverside tale? DOWNLOAD TO FIND OUT!