Get ready to be beamed up into a plot your own adventure...Star Trek Style! This week Megan and Stephanie get covered in balls, Paul has a stroke attempting to do accents, and all are perplexed at unnecessarily detailed character descriptions. Now get all up in that Enterprise, and prepare to have Spock all over you! 

This week gird your loins, because you're about to take a trip back in time to a thirteenth century monastery. Are you so excited you're considering gouging out your eyes? Go ahead, you only need your ears for this thang! Do you have what it takes to endure Megan doing idiotic voices for the characters?! Will Stephanie and Paul choose to grab all over the extremely handsome Bruno? Is that cat still in our sassy jerkin? Will you stupidly use the obviously poisoned candle? Download to find out! Its a WILD RIDE!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN Strange heads!!!! We know you probably just had all your underwear laundered and your furniture power washed after all the OctOBeR terror, but get ready to soak it all over again! This week we all wrote terrifying tales of Halloween that include demon possession, a dusty thang that lurks under your bed, and a spooky mechanical turkey! What?!?! NOOOOOOOO!!!! Grab your candy corn and your new jack o' lantern "boyfriend" and get ready to scream!

*Ghosts sounds* Our October spooky paths fest continues this week with Stephanie's new tale. Prepare yourself to bro down with a werewolf, and be the object of desire of an extremely attentive vampire! You'd better listen to this episode it a kiddie pool, because you're going to wet your pants twelve gallons worth. Download it idiots!!

*SCREAMING SOUNDS* It's still OctOBeR people! Are you shaking yet? If not, get ready to tremble and cry yourself to sleep after this week's story written by our very own Paul "real talk" Turner. Put on several layers of adult diapers and get ready to urinate all up in there, as Megan and Stephanie make poor choices and cry about this week's story, which is actually scary. No beastly boyfriends for us this week, sorry you rom com fanatics. Download this baby and get scared up! 

Can you feel it? Don't look behind you...it's OctOBeR!! *screams* This week, join us in the deep woods while Stephanie and Paul try to navigate their way around strange creatures, cancer causing meats, and scariest of all....horrible relationships! NOOOOOO!!! Megan wrote this story in her own blood/feces mix to make it extra spooky for you, so grab your security blanket and get ready to stress puke! OCTOBER!

Prepare to embark on an adventure as exciting as Dust Under the Bed: the podcast. Paul takes Megan and Stephanie on an exchange program trip to Japan, where they're surrounded by everything three times better than their home country...including the mysteries. Will they survive eating sushi, talking about tea ceremonies, and being in a rowboat?! WILL THEY SCORE THAT DATE WITH A SEA CAPTAIN!?! Pour a delicate cup of Japanese tea into your family heirlooms and find out! 

Stuck in a Kafkaesque reality where the only solace is an overly-inflated sense of self-importance? Then you might feel right at home this week as Paul takes us down some dark paths in his story, "The New Guy". Join us this week as we journey from the lows of office politics to the highs of culinary delights the world has yet to accept! Also, there just might be an origin story in there somewhere...

Who's the HELL is the best boy?! Find out as Paul and Megan navigate Stephanie's sparkly new tale. Get ready to explore why all the adults are dumb dumbs, if Megan gets to go on a date with Clopin, and watch Paul finally unlock the mystery of what pasta is. So grab your boiled eggs, sit on your egg shaped couch, and brace yourselves for a wild time! 

You guys ready to escape? How 'bout you go BEYOND ESCAPE as Megan reads yet another Arthur Arthur (R.A.) Montgomery tale. Will Stephanie and Paul be able to lead the Turtalians away from the dreaded Dorito gorilla hybrids?! Are Prince and Haven the same person?! Is it even possible for Paul to stop crying for one second?!?! Download this thang to find out!