Sssssup Strangelings?! Are you ready to slither on down to the everglades and get your stolen pet on? Join Megan and Paul as Stephanie reads a sexy reptile and beast filled Choose Your Own Adventure tale by Doug Wilhelm. Will Paul get filled with the previously mentioned reptiles and beasts like he prays about every night? Download to find out!

Strangelings. The time is upon us to explore one of Megan's post apocalyptic landscapes in her new tale. Listen as Paul and Stephanie cheerfully weave their way through sunny options and happy, happy characters. No one worries about Megan's emotional health at all. No one. It's FUN!! So pop some popcorn and keep your brain-ease handy in case you want to erase this podcast from your memory. Download it....before it's too late!

A short time ago... in a place relatively close to where you are probably... three idiots recorded what was to be the latest Star Wars choose your own adventure story of all time! Will Stephanie and Megan be able to navigate the exact plot of A New Hope, or will they veer off course in an attempt to unearth any new details... any at all? Will they be allowed to freely do the Tusken Raider celebratory move without interruption? Can! Paul! Read?! Download this week's tale to find out!

The call of the wild returns and we give in to find our way back to the beginning! This week Paul takes us to Return to Atlantis by R.A. Montgomery with a special guest! If you've heard any Bozo questions, you know her intimately well. It's Robyn! Check it out!

Well hello there strangelings! Ever wonder what a whole island of blood would smell like? Taste like? Feel like? Well, you may have to continue wondering on some of those points, but you can still anchor that crudely tied together raft and listen to a new tale as Steph takes us to Blood Island from Liz Windover!

Merry Freakin' Christmas Special! Join your ho ho hosts Megan, Paul, Stephanie, and special guest Stephen around the fire as they choose their way through each other's tales. This week, we see a never before seen side of Santa, deceive some children, and help out Christmas Wish. So grab your Natty Light and Chrimbrock, download this Santa Baby and prepare to get chestNUTS! 

Ahoy Strangelings, and welcome to a magical-mythical-miraculous unicorn related episode read by Stephanie! You'll be on the edge of your seats wondering if Megan and Paul will be able to choose their way into finding water, putting weird brown stuff in their mouths, and possibly seeing unicorns! So download this bad boy, put on your light up unicorn pajamas, and get ready for insane levels of delight!!!!!!

This week, join us as Paul takes us through the strange mists into a weirdo journey from his own demented mind. Can Stephanie and Megan get out of the humanoid dinosaur filled lands alive?! Will they get to live happier ever after with Stegs?! Can they still accessorize with their favorite rings with little weird T-rex hands?!?! I DON'T REMEMBER! Download this bad boy to find out! 

Greetings Strangeheads! This week Megan forces Stephanie and Paul to take flight into her newest demented tale. Follow along as they navigate common problems a new human ex-bird might face, such as how to build a nest without the proper spit, the best ways to get your pizza on, or when to preform a mercy killing.  Some may say that this story is for the birds, but those people are dead now. 

Get your vomit bowls ready, because the time for Spooky Thanksgiving is finally upon us! After decades of torturous suspense, Megan finally gets to read the book she's been chompin' at the bit so hard about...and it's spooky as hell! Paul and Stephanie can hardly keep it together as they weave their way through spooky attics, moist wells, and basements full of tantric turkey sex. Will they discover the true meaning of Thanksgiving without peeing their pilgrim clothes?!?! Download to find out!