Prepare to land your spaceship and join Stephanie, Paul, and special guest Stephen as they choose their way through Megan's freakish new tale. Open up a fresh bag of circus peanuts, get cozy next to your shotgun, and hide your teeth and chickens to prepare for...BOZO'S GLOW GLOBES!

Hey creeps! Join us this week as Paul reads his story, "A Dangerous Vacation" to Megan and Stephanie. It's going to be a smooth, sexy, scary time, so wear your adult or baby sized diapers, nestle your bowl of boiled eggs safely in your lap, and pop open a can of Frapsi. Are you screaming yet? It's about to get dangerous up in those woods!!

This week Stephanie reads a story of her very own as quickly as humanly possible. Try to keep up as you attempt to escape the zoo with the idiotic Migmog at your side. If you care about chimp freedom at all, you'll give this doozy a hard listen. There's no time for monkey business! Download this thang and get to choosin' and adventurin'!!! DO IT!

This week Paul does his best to lead while Megan and Steph make their way through Lost on the Amazon by R.A. Montgomery! Will they find their friends, make new ones, or be lured to the forest like children to an ice cream truck? Listen and find out, but be careful because the rhythm's gonna get you!

This week Megan reads a spooky adventure story of her own devising. Join Stephanie and Paul as they choose their way through a very creepy journey in an attempt to mend their black hearts after a breakup. Try not to soil yourself as you're led through graveyards, cobwebs, and a witch's den. Are you shaking in your black boots yet? You should be! Get into Spooky Level 10!

This week Stephanie and Paul go down mesoamerican way to try and recover our missing adult professor friend as Megan takes them though The Mystery Of The Maya by R.A. Montgomery. Will we find our friend? Will there be creepy sacrifices and blood stuff? Most importantly, will there be talk of maize for way too long?! Man, maize is the coolest!! Get in here to find out!

This week Megan and Paul learn the importance of laissez-faire politics, dedicated naptimes, and stranger danger as Steph guides them through R.A. Montgomery's The Lost Jewels of Nabooti. Join us as we make critical decisions to help the perpetually winded Peter find his family's jewels only to learn that maybe the real jewels were the friends we make along the way. Not really, the real treasure is the jewels!

Thanks for listening!

The Purple Days have returned as Megan, Paul, & Stephanie do battle in War with the Evil Power Master by R.A. Montgomery! This week Paul attempts a world record in speaking with only a single note as Megan and Stephanie navigate the trenches. Will they find out what war is good for? Can the Evil Power Master be stopped? Join us and find out!

An allegory for the times or a surrealist work of art? Find out with Megan, Stephanie, and Paul as they do some globe-trotting to save the planet! This week, we delve into Trouble On Planet Earth by R. A. Montgomery as Megan takes the wheel while Paul and Stephanie hide in the trunk. Will Stephanie and Paul survive? Will they calmly settle their disputes over simple choices? 

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Join your hosts Megan, Paul, and Steph as they dive into various choose your own adventure style stories. For this first episode, Megan and Paul try their best as Steph takes them through Journey Under the Sea by R.A. Montgomery! Will they survive the treacherous depths, making friends along the way, or get caught in the undertow never to be seen again?

Hopefully they survive, or this may be the shortest lived podcast ever recorded.