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Good morning, I'm sorry to bother you but I'm looking for the supervisor. My name is...

Oh hello, you must be a new worker here, right? My name is Dylan.

Nice to meet you, Dylan. Well, it is the first time I come to this office but I'm looking for...

You don't have to worry, I will help you. I will show you the office and the rest of the building. As I have already told you, my name is Dylan. I am the person in charge here.

Oh really? Because I have been told that the supervisor's name is Joshua.

Joshua? No, that Joshua, he's not here right now and he is... how can I tell you... um, he's not the boss here. He just checks something but I know everything about this office. I have been working here for more than 5 years so I know everything about this job. Just ask me whatever you want and I will answer.

Wow, that sounds interesting. Your name was Dylan, right?

That's correct. I am Dylan, the most important worker in this office. I know everything and everyone. With me, you will learn very fast, you'll see.

Seriously? And what will I learn exactly? I don't understand, Dylan.

Oh, whatever you want. I can teach you about the office, the co-workers, or maybe something extra.

Really? Alright, tell me about this office then. How's the environment here?

The environment? Well, it depends. You can have fun here if you want. I mean, sometimes it can get really stressful but we have some methods to have fun. For example, we sometimes go to the bathroom to smoke a cigarette.

Smoke a cigarette? But I thought smoking was not allowed in this office.

Oh, they tell you that when you signed the contract but nobody cares about it. We do it anyway and nobody notices. You'll find everything is possible here.

I see. And what about the work? I mean, is it heavy? Do you like it?

Well, I can't complain. When I started working here, I used to work really hard every day. But then, with time, that changed. I don't have to work hard now. Do you know why? Well, I found better ways to do things. I can now do them easier. It's all about experience. Of course, I always meet my goals for the day but I do it ahead of time so that I can relax later. That's how I can go to the bathroom to smoke a cigarette. I'm very intelligent. And you, baby, you could also learn how to finish your work earlier so you can relax with me.

Interesting. But if you finish your work earlier, why don't you go out and relax?

You're so innocent. I can't tell the boss I finished my work because that doesn't work for me. If I tell him that, he will give me more work to do and I'm not going to get paid for that because it is within my work schedule. That's why I don't tell them anything.

I see. And what about your co-workers? Do they do the same?

Some of them, yeah. But I am the best. I should be the boss.

And what about the meetings? How often do you have meetings here?

All the time. There are two meetings per week. That's very tiring but I don't go to these meetings. They are really boring. Most of the time, I tell them I am sick or that I have a big problem with my family. Usually, my grandmother gets sick. For example, there was a meeting last week but I had a party at the same time. Of course, I decided to choose the party so I told them I had a car accident.

But then, how do you keep updated with that information? I suppose it's important.

Most of the time, they just talk about useless things. But I ask my partners anyway. But that's kind of boring. Why don't you tell me a little about yourself, baby? Where do you live? How old are you? What do you like to do in your free time? And the most important question, are you married or single?