Voro Club

Everyone wants a village, nobody wants to be a villager. Court got broken up with the night before flying to Mallorca, is moving to Denver, and finally tells the full story of the murder-suey in her first LA apartment — the whippit canister, the locksmith at 3am, and the neighbor who spent two weeks in the hallway taking it out on her. Plus: Holly screens all future suitors. LAX investigation still pending.

Everyone wants a village, nobody wants to be a villager. Court and Holly argue about whether you can name your son after your husband, why a man paid his friend to drive him to LAX, and who among us is prorating tax and tip. Plus: Ghost in the Graveyard, AskFM, and an apology from a high school bully for something Court doesn't remember happening.