Vouch For Me

Howdy, Vouchers! This was Eric's pick and what an absolute ride this one was. Aliens? Check. Amy Adams? Check. Misinterpreted symptoms of depression? Double check. This was Abel's first time seeing this film and PapaNasty's second time seeing it... do they vouch for him?

Thanks for stopping by, Vouchers! This was Abel's choice, he was feeling particularly psychosexual and biomechanical for this episode 🥴 Get ready because we break down the events leading up to Romulus and then break down emotionally. Alien is a worldwide phenomenon, but regardless... do we vouch for him?

Oh there they are, the almost birthday boys! That's right, Vouchers, this was Eric's pick this week and it didn't occur to us until after, but PapaNasty's and Eric's birthdays were only days after recording 💀 Abel leaned a little hard into the Longlegs character, we were both impressed and grabbing our crucifixes. This is alledgedly the scariest movie of the year, Eric thought it would be a great pick BUT... do we vouch for him?

Abel picked our final movie in a trinity of "Critical Bombs". However, I sincerly don't know what he's talking about because this movie was a 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮. This cinematic achievment should be played yearly in theaters so Sony can generate an infinite amount of money. Nonetheless, my opinions aside, Abel has his own thoughts... do we vouch for him?

New York beats up Godzilla in this one, Vouchers! Unsolicited, unprovoked and all around unprofessional. This was Eric's pick because it was the first Godzilla movie he saw as a kid. Turns out 6-year-old Eric has terrible taste but nonetheless... do we vouch for him?

PapaNasty picks the first in our series of ‘Critical Bombs’. This movie was one of his family’s favorites growing up. They’d sometimes watch it, sometimes quote it and occasionally, party with the desert creatures. Despite his ENTIRE family standing behind this movie… do we vouch for him?

I never thought I'd see a Godzilla movie that would make me cry. This was Eric's pick but Abel and PapaNasty bawled their eyes out too. Despite connecting on a visceral, if not sensual, level... do we vouch for him?

Gather round, lads, we have a tale of maritime and masculinity for ye. Willam Defoe and Robert Pattenson go absolutely bonkers in this movie and the audience is left in shambles. This was Abel's pick but of course we have to ask the most important question: Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye? and the second most important question: do we vouch for him?

Abel shows us the very movie that got him into formula one