Have you ever met a snail that you wanted to date, 

But a slug that you are, you never got to mate, 

Let me tell ya a story of my situation 

I was talkin' to this pair from the Ooo nation 

A boy and his dog, their names were Finn and Jake 

I moved so fast that the ground began to quake 

I just got inside, drippin', pourin' with juice 

Crashing through the wall of their house in a spruce 

Moaning and yelling, I needed help from the heroes 

I wanted some love but kept coming up zeroes 

I asked for their help, they said "Blah, blah, blah" 

"Snorlock," Jake said, "let me lay down the law," 

And he told me the rules to get slow love, 

I was a little nervous, I needed a shove, 

Found a pretty snail, words we did exchange

I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid range 

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange 

Then when I asked, "Do you have a man?", she tried to pretend 

She said, "No, I don't, I only have a friend" 

Come on 

I'm not even goin' for it, this is what I'm goin' sing 

You, you got what I need 

But you say he's just a snail 

And you say he's just a snail, oh baby 

You got what I need 

But you say he's just a snail 

But you say he's just a snail, oh baby 

You got what I need 

But you say he's just a snail 

But you say he's just a snail  

Covered this episode: 

Star Trek: Voyager S01E16 — The 37s

 Adventure Time S02E05 — Storytelling 

Adventure Time S02E06 — Slow Love  

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