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I'm a horny crystal god and I shoot sex lasers from my mold-like hair growth. If I murder you sensually enough, I'll earn my Crystal Name and finally be accepted as a Big God by the other rock deities. 'Ol sedimentary has been a real jerk about me, but think it's because he's jealous of how shiny and crystalline I am.
Covered this episode:
Star Trek: Voyager S02E02 — Initiations
Adventure Time S02E07 — Power Animals
Adventure Time S02E08 — Crystals Have Power
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By IceHaus5
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I'm a horny crystal god and I shoot sex lasers from my mold-like hair growth. If I murder you sensually enough, I'll earn my Crystal Name and finally be accepted as a Big God by the other rock deities. 'Ol sedimentary has been a real jerk about me, but think it's because he's jealous of how shiny and crystalline I am.
Covered this episode:
Star Trek: Voyager S02E02 — Initiations
Adventure Time S02E07 — Power Animals
Adventure Time S02E08 — Crystals Have Power
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/SaB49kdGAz
Follow us if you dare:
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