You ever have that embarrassing moment where you're meeting your significant other's parents for the first time and you've spent the entire day cleaning the house and getting things straightened up (despite your roommates not even trying to help, I'm looking at you, Harry, you sack, stop playing your clarinet and just vacuum something for once in your life, have you ever considered that maybe this is why you're still an ensign?) and ready to go and look nice so that they won't think that you're the kind of person who lives in a dirty hovel — even though you absolutely are, hey, no judgement here — and they arrive and things are going pretty good but then they take one look at your goblin butler and think (out loud! which is kind of rude) "hey that's a tasty looking treat right there, let me take a bite of that fresh ham!" and you have to say no but you don't want to have to say no because you really want to impress them?  

Also, Nate and I wrote a song for this one. Actually, Nate wrote it, I just produced it. He's the musical genius with the angelic voice, I just have fingers and an expensive hunk of wood with metal on it.  

## HOT FOR NEELIX  

Neelix stop cooking 

Neelix it smells bad 

Don't wanna be barfin' all night! 

Maybe I should replicate my lunch today 

Neelix needs to see me in his room  

I think of all the bad food that I've been fixed 

But then I've never seen no soup that looks like this! 

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad 

I'm hot for Neelix 

Got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for Neelix  

Covered this episode: 

Star Trek: Voyager S02E04 — Elogium 

Adventure Time S02E11 — The Chamber of Frozen Blades 

Adventure Time S02E12 — Her Parents  

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