Here's the thing you need to know about me. If you're going to chill with me, if you're going to be the kind of person who can call me up and have a hang, you know, a pal, a fella, you need to understand something about me. I may look like a regular kind of guy who chills and closets and plays balloons (and who doesn't love how a balloon sounds when it's rubbed up against someone else's wool sweater?). I think we've all enjoyed some time curled up in a hamper thinking about mold and paper cuts. But what you need to know about me, and this may come as a surprise to you, is that while I look like a 37-year-old human with hair braided down to my knees, I'm actually a 39-year-old human with hair braided down to my knees. I suffer from a rare condition called Not-Aging-But-Also-Not-Benjamin-Buttoning-Either where I'll forever look like a 37-year-old human with hair braided down to my knees.   

Covered this episode: Star Trek: Voyager S02E22 — Innocence 

Adventure Time S03E21 — Marceline's Closet 

Adventure Time S03E22 — Paper Pete  

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