I'm just a big tub of meat sitting at a keyboard wishing that the other tubs of meat notice me, senpai. I slap at it with my tub tentacles, leaving microscopic bits of myself on it. Later, tiny animals will eat them. But today, right now, I am Keyboard King. Behold me in my tubascularity; look upon my works, ye mighty, and smash that like and subscribe button. Give us the rice star rating, it really helps. We don't advertise, except to the other meat tubs. Also, nobody accepts the weird gooey currency I use. It says "LEOUGAL TYBUNDER FPOR SNALOL DPEUBTS, SNUBLIC ORESL PORPORIVETATE" but I guess after spending a few weeks in my pocket it's kind of hard to read now. Maybe I need new glasses? My old ones only have three lenses, which I don't have to tell you just isn't going to cut it in this fast-paced, modern world. You can imagine my embarrassment when I showed up at the debutant ball with no dress and triple lens specs like it was still prospector times. There's pudding in them there hills! All you gotta do is look for it.

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Star Trek: Voyager S0324 — Displaced

Adventure Time S05E25 — Candy Streets

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