Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews

Wach-Throo: Movie Reviews

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  • The Mothman Prophecies ('02) | EP:17

    Spooks be about tonight, lads. Them truckers and do-gooding church-goers been seeing black angels in the forests, they have. And then Dick Greer just appeared in town straight outta thin air! Somethin' ain't right 'ere, chaps. And it's getting pretty cold, innit? Why doncha settle down with us for a spell. We're talking about The Mothman Prophecies today.


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    51 min
  • The Founding of a Republic ('09) | EP:16

    Mao is great. Mao is good. Mao is life. China is a glorious republic. The people are happy. Poverty has been illegalized. Even the ants can read. Every noble citizen is of the same mind. No pain shall ever be felt by the people of the great state of China. 5000 years of unbroken history have created paradise on Earth. This much is true.


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    58 min
  • The Demonic Poltergeist Haunting of John Razimus ('17) | EP:15

    Today we have another guest on the pod to review an extremely niche documentary about the life of one dude who believes he was haunted by demonic entities between the years 2010 and 2011. This isn't a traditional entry for the podcast, but whatever. Expand your horizons. 


    We will be reviewing Communist propaganda next time.


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    Twitter: @throowach

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    1 hr 27 min
  • To Boldly Flee ('12) | EP:13

    We talk about Doug Walker, Channel Awesome, and a farce of a film for about two hours. Please do not attempt to watch "To Boldly Flee". There is nothing for you there but pain and misery. An Amish funeral would be more fun. 


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    Twitter: @throowach

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    2 hr 1 min
  • The Book of Eli ('10) | EP:12

    Wow, what a movie. Amen, isn't that right? Johnny and Gabe descend into the sun-pocalypse in this feisty jaunt with cowboy-priest Denzy Washington and degenerate Garold Oldman. Remember; Christianity is dangerous enough to burn a hole through the atmosphere that would let the sun burn us all to death. So stay true to Mata Nui and the Nine Divines. Bless your tiny little hearts. Sit down and listen to us now.


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    1 hr 18 min
  • The Lion King ('94) & The Lion King ('19) | EP:10

    Welcome back obediently loyal listeners to our tenth, and quite possibly worst, episode ever! We watch both Lion Kings to see how the original stands up and what both of us losers thought of the horrible, disgusting, unnecessary, pathetic, loathsome, grotesque, exploitative, and completely detestable remake! I wonder what conclusions we reach this time around! Can't wait for y'all to join us! As always, praise Zeus and all the Olympians.


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    Twitter: @throowach

    Instagram: wachthroo

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Behind the Curve ('18) | Minisode

    Is the Earth flat? Not at all. It's round like a ball. But the subjects of this documentary believe it is like gospel. Join us for a quick discussion about Globe-tards,  NASA (Never A Straight Answer), the ball Earth conspiracy, and much, much, more. Because one of us rambles. Uncontrollably. 


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    Twitter: @throowach

    Instagram: wachthroo

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    52 min
  • Treasure of Matacumbe ('76) | Minisode

    Ever heard of this one? Me neither. Well, now you can take a jolly stroll down racist memory lane with us and discover the dead plantation owner's secret treasure before the damned Yankees do. What fun!


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    38 min

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